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What do you call gay s**... between the founder of Scientology and a Native American?
The Indian in the Hubbard.
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What's the difference between L. Ron Hubbard and Ayn Rand?
One author is delusional and whose fans follow blindly like a religion...and the other is L. Ron Hubbard.
What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?
Elrond Hubbard!
L. Ron Hubbard walks into a bar...
The bartender says "this seat's clear." Hubbard replies "that's not funny," and I was never heard from again.
(full disclosure, I read this on twitter six years ago)
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Childhood Nursery Rhyme
Old Mother Hubbard, went to her cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone...
But Rover took over, and he bent her over, and gave her a bone of his own
Old Mrs. Hubbard
Old Mrs. Hubbard, went to her cupboard to fetch her old dog a bone.
But when she got there, the cupboard was bare,
so he gave her a bone of his own
Why does The Lord of the Rings series have such a big cult following?
Because of Elrond Hubbard
Old mother Hubbard, went to the cupboard, to fetch her old doggy a bone.
When she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own.
Old Mother Hubbard...
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
To fetch her poor daughter a dress.
When she got there, the cupboard was bare
And so was her daughter, I guess...
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