Hows Jokes
18 hows jokes and hilarious hows puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hows that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Hows Short Jokes
Short hows jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hows humour may include short howdy jokes also.
- Hows come white people have so many pets? My bIack friend: "How come white people have so many pets?"
Me: "Cause we can't own people anymore" - A man sees a couple trash-men working, "Hows's business," he asks... One of the trash-men reply, "Business stinks, but it's pickin' up."
- Guy who hasn't seen his Girlfriend since lock-down, phoned her. Guy: Hi babe hows the diet going.?
Her: Not good, I had eggs for breakfast.
Guy: Scrambled.?
Her: No, Cadbury's. - A joke my grandpa just shared: so I asked the guy who roofed my house, Hows the roofing business? Guy replied, we're on top of it
- Car Talk So a transmission asks an engine, "Yo Engine, hows things with you today?" and the engine replies "Oh you know, just another day in the hood..."
- Some dude is eating cheese. Someone walks by him and asks " Hey, hows the cheese"?
The cheese eater replies "Its Gouda". - Met a long lost friend, greeted him with "hows your s**... life?" "I'm married now" he replied, sadly.
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Hows One Liners
Which hows one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hows? I can suggest the ones about wats up and whats up.
- Headache Doc: Hows your headache?
Husband: She's fine. - So, hows your DNS lookup up? Yet again, I am very sorry.
- One old man was talking to another "Hows your incontinence?"
"Depends." - Hey Mohammad - Hows life in France working out? Comme see, comme saw
- A bar walks upto a bar... Hows that even possible
- Hows a forwardly plural h**... hailed as? Shitler
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What funny jokes about hows you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wheres jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hows pranks.
My brothers cat
I was looking after my brothers cat when he called me to see how she was.
Me: She's dead.
Brother: o**..., you don't break bad news like that!
Me: How, then?
Brother: You say that you're afraid you have bad news. Your cat escaped outside, and chased a possum up onto the roof. Unfortunately, the cat fell, and while you did everything you could, the cat couldn't be saved.
Me: I understand, my apologies.
Brother: Anyway, hows Mum doing?
Me: Well, she was up on the roof, chasing a possum...
My dad eats lightbulbs
One day these three little boys were bragging about their dads. The first little boy said, "my daddy can lift 100lbs. over his head." The second little boy said, "thats nothing my daddy can lift 200lbs. over his head." The third little boy said, "Thats nothing my daddy can eat light bulbs!" The other two little boys were like really hows that? the boy said, "Yeah i heard my daddy tell my mommy in the bed room the other night you turn that light off and I'll eat that thang!
A rich Arab kid goes to Portugal to study
A rich Arab kid goes to Portugal to study so his old man buys him a sports car to drive around. A few days pass and the father calls the son.
\- Hows it going son? Having fun with your car?
\- No father. I am ashamed, everyone here gets around by train.
\- Dont embarrass me son. Buy yourself a train too.
True Story re: marriage
Setting: I have a bad back. I'm standing in line for a flu shot. Guy in front of me knows me. Guy behind me is a stranger.
Guy in front: Hey John, hows your back?
Me: It's great now! I had my entire spine removed.
Guy behind me: Yea, I'm married too.
