Howdy Jokes
20 howdy jokes and hilarious howdy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about howdy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Howdy! Get ready to kick off your boots and grab a seat at the saloon with some of our favorite Howdy jokes. Hear old classics like "Howdy doody" and "Howdy deez nuts" that still have newcomers to Amarillo chuckling. So come on in, grab a cold one, and enjoy some of our favorite Howdy jokes.
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Funniest Howdy Short Jokes
Short howdy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The howdy humour may include short hey dude jokes also.
- I've been making pottery by hand all day and boy howdy am I sore You could say I'm Clay Aiken
- How do you greet the cold horse across the fence? Howdy Neigh - Brr
Made up by my 4 year old son. - Two horses meet in a field One says, "Howdy neeiighbor!"
The other says, "Holy s**..., a talking horse!"
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Howdy One Liners
Which howdy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with howdy? I can suggest the ones about hows and hey baby.
- The first job I ever had was ironing cowboy clothes. Howdy pressing.
- How did the catholic cowboy greet his priest for confession? Howdy, pardoner!
- How do southern Chinese people say hi? Ni-Howdy
- Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather? Howdy Arabia
- What sound does a bull make? "Howdy"
- What did one horse say to another? Howdy, 'neigh' bour!
- What kind of cars do Texans drive? Howdys.
Cheeky Howdy Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about howdy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean heck jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make howdy pranks.
An Oxford Graduate walks into a bar
Some Texans are mingling at the bar when an Oxford graduate walks in. Howdy, stranger, one Texan says. Where are you from?
The Oxford graduate answers, I come from a place where we do not end our sentences in prepositions.
Oh, I'm sorry, replies the Texan. Where are you from, j**...?
A Texan arrived for his first day at Harvard University ...
A Texan arrived for his first day at Harvard University and found himself lost in the yard. He stopped a professor who was walking by and said to him, "Howdy Pardner, could y'all tell me where that there library is at?"
The professor couldn't believe his ears. "What did you say?" he said.
The Texan again said, "Howdy pardner, could y'all tell me where that there library is at?"
The professor became indignant, "You can't talk like that at Harvard University. I mean, you've ended your sentence with a preposition. Try to do better!"
The Texan shuffled for a second and said, "Well pardner, could y'all tell me where that there library is at...a**...!"
A Texan went to an ivy league party on the East coast...
...and there's this group of fancy ladies standing around.
"Howdy," he said. "Which school did y'all go to?"
"Oh... Yale," one of them replied daintily.
'WHICH SCHOOL DID Y'ALL GO TO?!"
A guy moves into a new neighborhood...
And a r**... knocks on the door. The guy opens and the r**... says "howdy neighbor! welcome to the neighborhood! Tonight I'm gona throw a party in your honor - there's gona be a whole lot of dancin, a whole lot of drinkin and a whole lot of screwin!"
The guy replies "sounds great! What should I bring?" The r**... replies "wellp - you can bring whatever you want, it's just gona be you and me"
I was up in Canada for vacation last year...
And the morning after I arrived, I went down to this little cafe beneath the hotel for a coffee. I approached the counter and said "howdy!" to the barista...
The barista asked me, "where are you from, eh?"
To which I replied "oh, I'm from California..."
Then he asked, "California, eh? Beautiful down there. What can I get for you?"
I said "I'll take the largest black coffee you have, please."
He said "oh, you want a lot, eh?"
And I said "no thank you, just the black coffee."
Two cowboys
Riding across the range, they come upon a heifer with her head caught in the fence. Cowboy#1 says "you know I'm getting kind of tired of beating off in the bushes, I think ill take advantage of this situation"
He hops off his horse and goes to the heifer and has sloppy intersperses s**... i**....
He finishes and looks up at cowboy#2 and says
''Boy howdy! you want some of this?''
Cowboy#2 proceeds to dismount, take down his breeches, bends over, and stick his head in the fence
LOL
