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- Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female... The female egg says "Oh my, look, I've got a crack"
"No good telling me" replies the male egg, "I'm not even hard yet" - Why is it good to be a dissector? You can cracking open a cold one with the boys everyday at work.
- What do an interrogation specialist and a drug cartel have in common? They're both good at making people crack!
- My daughter just cracked my new Iphone Xs screen, so I'm passing it back to a lucky commenter. Info below. Girl, 7-year-old, can do basic math and alphabet, good at housework, overall a good child.
- Not all of the weird s**... stuff you hear about is as good as it's cracked up to be... I mean you can tell me how great a**... asphyxiation is till you're blue in the face.
- A surgeon friend of mine has just lost his job After he admitted to having s**... with one of his patients. I'm gutted for him as he's a cracking bloke and a b**... good vet.
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- He's a good crack but he's a bit of a big head Humpty Dumpty
- Why are drug addicts usually good detectives? They always crack the case
- Why did the drug attic go to the chiropractor? He was looking for some good crack.
- Today I quit drinking for good Crack Open the Champagne, LETS CELEBRATE!!!
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I got my 6 year old so good and she actually understood it. I cracked myself up in the process
I was holding my daughter in the living room and she saw the jewelry making kit she got for Christmas. She asked me to make her a necklace.
So I immediately dropped her.
She held on to me and dangled with her arms around my neck.
"There, you're a necklace."
Two guys walking down the road see a pile of dog p**...
One says, "hey that looks like dog p**...". Then he bends over and touches it. He says, "feels like dog p**...". The other bends over and sniffs it. Says, "smells like dog p**...". Then he sticks his finger in it and tastes it. He says "tastes like dog p**...". The other one says, "Well, good thing we didn't step in it!!"
Note: little boys crack right up all the way through with this joke. Something about p**... is enormously funny to boys.
An archaeologist is visiting a small town in Nevada.
He's just ambling around, enjoying the play of the autumn light on the terracotta and adobe-colored buildings. He rounds a corner and is surprised to see the most, bar none, stunningly beautiful alley he's ever come across...
It may sound like he's a bit nerdy, but we all have our things we love and he's a lover of old streets.
The ground of the alley is a light orange in hue, with a soft almost nutty sheen and texture.
His feet feel refreshed!
The street has gorgeous s**... and embankments, like an alleyway out of Florence in the 1500s, but made out of clay stones.
He sees two gentlemen working on fixing a small crack in the street, the only blemish for blocks.
One of them is pounding down the clay with a wide-head sledgehammer, thwap thwap!
The other is on his knees with a compass and a pick and a broom, adjusting the grade of the street material.
He interrupts them to say, Excuse me gentlemen! I hate to be a bother, but I just want to applaud your hard work on this alleyway. It's rare a city takes such good care with its streets and this one is one of the best.
The man with the sledge stops and says, Well, we appreciate that sir. You know your streets, it seems! Would it surprise you to know that the composition of this street is not adobe? It's mulched with our native nut trees, the cashew nut. That's what gives it its softness. When it rains, the petrichor has a slight sweetness due to the cashew, and the town smells fantastic. I'm just hammering it down before it gets too cold.
Well, I'll be! cried the archaeologist. And what's that fellow up to? pointing to the man on his knees.
Oh him! He's in charge of checking the grade of the clay. If it's too rough, he picks and sweeps it. Backbreaking work. We hire four of them, one for each season. And since autumn just arrived, he's got a few months yet. So you see...
And here the man paused...
So you see...my hammered alley is really 'cashews clay'. And he is the gradist.
The gradist...of fall time.