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We're in Houston, so don't call us...
Just Texas
Houston, Texas, is six feet underwater
Unlike Whitney Houston, who is six feet underground.
Why didn't Johnson Space Center in Houston get one of the retired Space Shuttle orbiters?
Because Texas already got Columbia.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Houston, Texas.
TEXAS SURVIVOR
Texas is trying to capitalize on the popularity of the show "Survivor" by hosting its own version.
Contestants will have to drive from Amarillo and visit checkpoints in the following cities, Lubbock - Dallas - Waco - Austin - Houston - Laredo - San Antonio - El Paso and finish back in Amarillo.
Contestants will be give a pink Saab with a bumper stickers that read, "I'm Gay, I'm Vegan, I Voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"
The contestant who makes it back to Amarillo alive...wins.
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorney and a farmer with a b**.
.. injury claim. It came from a Houston, Texas insurance agent.
Attorney: "At the scene of the accident, did you tell the constable you had never felt better in your life?"
Farmer: "That's right."
Attorney: "Well, then, how is it that you are now claiming you were seriously injured when my client's auto hit your wagon?"
Farmer: "When the constable arrived, he went over to my horse, who had a broken leg, and shot him. Then he went over to Rover, my dog, who was all banged up, and shot him. When he asked me how I felt, I just thought under the circumstances, it was a wise choice of words to say."
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