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How are the Houston Rockets just like Metapod?
All they've got is Harden
What's Kim Jong Un's favourite sport team?
Houston Rockets ...
There are a lot of great players on the Houston Rockets right now, but which one has helped solidify the teams ranking this season the most?
If you ask me, I'd say Harden.
Houston got smacked...
The Astros and The Rockets
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NASA sends a r**... and a chimpanzee to the moon.
When the rocket lands on the moon's surface, the computer screen automatically switches itself on & the chimpanzee clicks on the desktop file that contains his instructions:-
1)....Ensure that rocket has landed at the correct co-ordinates and is anchored safely.
2)....Check ALL life support systems.
3)....Prepare laboratory for analysing samples.
4)....Put on space suit, step outside of rocket on to the surface, collect soil and rock samples, return to laboratory, conduct tests on samples and report back to Houston giving us your "best guess" as to whether or not the Moon is adequate for terraforming.
The chimp clicks out of his file & runs off to do his duties. The r**... then sits in front of the computer and clicks on *his* file:-
1)....Feed the chimpanzee.
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