Housework Jokes
15 housework jokes and hilarious housework puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about housework that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a good laugh? Check out this collection of humorous jokes about housework and the tasks that husbands often struggle with such as dishwashing and making repairs. Laugh out loud and share your own experience with the challenge of staying attached to the housework!
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Funniest Housework Short Jokes
Short housework jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The housework humour may include short house cleaning jokes also.
- There's no pleasing my wife sometimes. She wanted help with the housework so I got my girlfriend to come round and she went mental.
- I Hate Housework! I hate housework!
You make the beds, you do the dishes
...and six months later you have to start all over again. - I didn't think housework is a full-time job, so for Thanksgiving my wife served me a raw turkey. Revenge is a dish best served cold.
- Had to fire myself from housework today. I didn't like my attitude and I caught myself drinking on the job.
- I hate Housework!!! You do the dishes!! You do the Laundry!! ...and then 6 months later you have to do it all over again!
- After I do housework I neatly put all the tools away... ... so I don't accidently kick the bucket.
- My wife said I am very clumsy and can't do basic housework properly, but some time after she accidentally burned her finger with the clothes iron. Oh, the irony.
- My daughter just cracked my new Iphone Xs screen, so I'm passing it back to a lucky commenter. Info below. Girl, 7-year-old, can do basic math and alphabet, good at housework, overall a good child.
- I just broke up with my Slovakian girlfriend She wasn't very good at housework, she is a slow vac.
- What is the definition of a Wife? An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
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Housework One Liners
Which housework one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with housework? I can suggest the ones about housekeeper and chores.
- "Housework won't kill you, but then again why take the chance?" — Phyllis Diller
- MAN OF THE HOUSE What is a man's idea of housework?
Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Comical Housework Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about housework you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean home work jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make housework pranks.
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Two dogs are at the vet talking.
Two dogs are at the vet talking.
Great Dane: So what are you here for?
Poodle: Well I've been wandering around the neighborhood too much lately looking for s**... so they're having me castrated, you?
Great Dane: My mistress does the housework n**..., she was bending over cleaning the vegetable draw in the fridge and I just couldn't help myself so I went for it.
Poodle: So you're here for castration too hey?
Great Dane: No, I'm here to get my claws trimmed.
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My wife shouted at me...
You're so useless! You never tidy up or help with the housework, you're lazy and s**... and I bet you don't even know how to keep a house tidy!
I decided to prove her wrong so I did the washing up, ha! You should have seen her face when I showed her I knew how to load the dishes into the tumble dryer...
A man was sitting reading his Sunday newspaper
when his wife hit him on the head with a frying pan.
'What was that for?' the man asked.
The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'..
The man then said 'When I was at the horse races yesterday Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on' the wife apologized and went on with the housework..
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.
Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.
Wife replied.. 'Your horse phoned'
