Housewi Jokes
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Humorous Housewi Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What is a good housewi joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Two housewives who are friends meet, one says:
"Yesterday my husband bought me 20 red roses. Guess I'll have to spread my legs for two weeks".
"How so?" asks the other. "Don't you have a vase?"
3 housewifes got fed up of cooking
so the 3 wives ( a british , a french and a russian ) decided not to cook for 3 days
at the end of the three days, they met again
the british said " the first day I didn't see anything new, the second day he went to the kitchen and started cooking"
the french said " the first day I didn't see anything, the second day he took me to a restaurant "
the Russian said " the first day I didn't see anything, the second day I didn't see anything either but the third day I could see a little bit with my left eye"
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A housewife comes running from the kitchen and grabs her husband
"We have to make love right this moment," she declares, pulling his clothes off.
Not one to waste an opportunity, the man stands at attention and gets to work.
After the deed is done, the man says, "That was pretty good. But why all of a sudden?."
"Oh," the wife replies, "my egg timer is broken."
The Housewife and the Grocer 1988 (cat. no. 62)
A Housewife selected three small tomatoes and was told by the grocer they were 75 cents.
"What!" she exclaimed, "75 cents for those small tomatoes? Well, you can just take them and you know what you can do with them!?
"I can't lady," replied the unhappy grocer, "there's a 95 cent cucumber there."
- Richard Prince
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