Housemate Jokes
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Comical Housemate Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What is a good housemate joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
My housemates are convinced our house is haunted
I don't get it. I've lived here for 273 years and not noticed anything strange.
My house-mate is terrified of negative numbers
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
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My housemates are convinced that our house is haunted.
What a bunch of scaredy cats. I've lived here for 284 years and never noticed anything strange.
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My housemates are full of s**....
Refusing to pay rent, making up excuses about hauntings.
I've lived here for hundreds of years. Not seen a single ghost.
My housemate threw milk on me...
how dairy.
What did Attila say to his housemate when he got in?
Homie, I'm Hun!
My housemate in college was a sleepwalker and it used to really bother me...
Until I taught him how to do the dishes in his sleep.
My housemate is going away to Oslo.
He asked if I wanted to come along but I said Norway.
My housemates threw a moving away party for me.
I just wish they did it before I left.
My housemates hate it when I burn joss sticks, but I do it anyway.
You could say I'm very incensitive.
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