House Of Blues Jokes
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- Blue Guy lives in the blue house, red guy lives in the red house, purple guy lives in the purple house, orange guy... Lives in the White House.
- If the blue man lives in the blue house, the green man lives in the green house, and the red man lives in the red house, then who lives in the white house? The orange man
- A joke my little sister thought of today A blue man lives in the blue house, a purple man lives in the purple house, a red man lives in the red house, who lives in the white house?
An orange man. - I live in constant fear that Trump will deport my latina mother-in-law Her address is 1837 3rd St, LA 90023, blue house. She gets off work at 6.
- If the Red Man lives in the red house, the Blue Man in the blue house, the Yellow Man in the yellow house, where does the Orange Man live? The White House
- The red house is made of red bricks. The blue house is made of blue bricks. What is the greenhouse made of? Glass
- [Late]If there's a blue house on the left and the red house is on the right where's the white house? Idk they turned the lights off
- My dad said there's too much red, yellow and blue in my house. That's not my primary concern right now.
- The blue man lives in the blue house, the yellow man lives in the yellow house, the purple man lives in the purple house. Who lives in the White House? The orange man.
- What's a red house made of? Bricks.
What's a yellow house made of?
Yellow bricks.
What's a blue house made of?
Blue bricks.
What's a white house made of?
Lies.
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What funny jokes about house of blues you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean nightclub jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make house of blues pranks.
5 year old cousin with this one: Who lives in the green house?
Me: I don't know
Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house?
Me: The red guy
Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house?
Me: The blue guy
Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house?
Me: The yellow guy
Her: Who lives in the white house?
[Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out:]
The black guy!!
I live in constant fear
I live in constant fear that one day while I'm least suspecting it someone might break in to burglarize and kill my mother-in-law, who lives at 375 Woodland Ave in the light blue house, only one dog who is friendly and no alarm set, always leaves the kitchen window unlocked and without screen, sleeps on the second floor south room next to the bathroom which is where she keeps all her jewelry hidden behind the mirror.
If a red house is made out of red bricks, a blue house is made out of blue bricks, a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, a brown house is made out of brown bricks.. what's a green house made out of?
Glass.
If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
Glass
The man with the big feet lives in the red house, the man with the big ears in the green house, the man with the long hair in blue house, where does the man with the small wein live?
My house
The Wong Brothers Painting Company was hired to paint Rick's house white while he was on vacation. He came back to a blue home.
Two Wongs don't make it white.
Mr Green lives in The Green House. Mr Blue lives in The Blue House. Mrs Pink lives in The Pink House. Who lives in The White House?
Mr Orange.
REQUEST: Racist "White" jokes, please.
I know DOZENS of Racist Jokes. But only a couple (not very good) Racist White Jokes.
For example:
Did you hear about the 2 house fire in Mexico?
Thousands died.
Why do Mexican's drive low-riders?
So they can pick strawberries from their car.
A man walks into a Bar with a Parrot on his shoulder.
The Bartender says: "Wow, that's awesome! Where can I get one?"
The Parrot Replies: "Africa! There's millions of them!"
Seriously though: I love Black People.
I think everyone should own one.
How do Asians name their children?
They throw their pots and pans in their air and record the sounds:
Ping Bang Pow.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.
The only "White Joke" I know is:
White people are born purple.
Then turn pink.
When they're mad, they're red.
When they're sick they're green.
When they're scared they're yellow.
When they're cold they're blue.
And have the nerve to call everyone else colored.
So: Does anyone have any "White Jokes" for me?
Houses
If the Red House is red and the Blue House is Blue, what color is the Green House?
...
Brown.
I accidentally broke the sprinkler system.
Before John was a traveling salesmen
Before John was a traveling salesman he worked door to door on foot. He actually came from an upper middle class family but had a healthy work ethic and a humble yet dull nature from aristocratic inbreeding a few generations back..
It was his birthday and his eccentric mother had told John he could have only one of the two presents she bought for him and she would return the other. After cake , John was led out to the front of the house where he saw a beautiful new dark blue four door sedan. The other choice was a fine black stallion of superior breeding . John looked carefully at both options then yelled Gimme the Karma
Hey look, that must be Stevie Wonder's house!
Where?
The orange and blue one, over there
Old married couple are at the gynecologist's
and Sam is sitting in the waiting room while Sadie has her appointment with the doctor.
So the doctor says to her, "Now Mrs. Grunchik - I hope you realize that because of the symptoms you describe, I'm going to have to ask you some very personal questions ... will you mind?"
So Sadie says, "Ask away doctor - do you think anything can embarrass me at my age?"
So the doctor says, "OK thanks. First question I need to ask is whether you still have i**...."
So Sadie thinks for a moment, realizes she honestly can't remember, and so she calls out to Sam in the waiting room: "Sam - do we still have i**...?"
And Sam yells back, "No - I told you before we left the house, Sadie - just Blue Cross and Blue Shield!"
My favorite joke that my grandfather would tell me
A contractor is about to build a house and he needs help. He hires a white guy to get the wood, a black guy to take care of the blueprints and permits, and an Asian guy to take of getting the supplies. At the end of the day they meet up, the white guy has all the wood, the black guy has gotten everything approved and the blue prints ready, but the Asian man is no where to be found. After searching the site they find a big pile of supplies. As the approach the pile they here a rustling. They get closer and closer until the Asian man jumps out and yells SUPPLIES!!!!!
