Cheerful Fun House Of Blues Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
Blue Guy lives in the blue house, red guy lives in the red house, purple guy lives in the purple house, orange guy...
Lives in the White House.
If the blue man lives in the blue house, the green man lives in the green house, and the red man lives in the red house, then who lives in the white house?
The orange man
5 year old cousin with this one: Who lives in the green house?
Me: I don't know
Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house?
Me: The red guy
Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house?
Me: The blue guy
Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house?
Me: The yellow guy
Her: Who lives in the white house?
[Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out:]
The black guy!!
A joke my little sister thought of today
A blue man lives in the blue house, a purple man lives in the purple house, a red man lives in the red house, who lives in the white house?
An orange man.
I live in constant fear
I live in constant fear that one day while I'm least suspecting it someone might break in to burglarize and kill my mother-in-law, who lives at 375 Woodland Ave in the light blue house, only one dog who is friendly and no alarm set, always leaves the kitchen window unlocked and without screen, sleeps on the second floor south room next to the bathroom which is where she keeps all her jewelry hidden behind the mirror.
I live in constant fear that Trump will deport my latina mother-in-law
Her address is 1837 3rd St, LA 90023, blue house. She gets off work at 6.
If a red house is made out of red bricks, a blue house is made out of blue bricks, a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, a brown house is made out of brown bricks.. what's a green house made out of?
Glass.
If the Red Man lives in the red house, the Blue Man in the blue house, the Yellow Man in the yellow house, where does the Orange Man live?
The White House
The red house is made of red bricks. The blue house is made of blue bricks. What is the greenhouse made of?
Glass
If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
Glass
[Late]If there's a blue house on the left and the red house is on the right where's the white house?
Idk they turned the lights off
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My dad said there's too much red, yellow and blue in my house.
That's not my primary concern right now.
The blue man lives in the blue house, the yellow man lives in the yellow house, the purple man lives in the purple house. Who lives in the White House?
The orange man.
What's a red house made of?
Bricks.
What's a yellow house made of?
Yellow bricks.
What's a blue house made of?
Blue bricks.
What's a white house made of?
Lies.
The man with the big feet lives in the red house, the man with the big ears in the green house, the man with the long hair in blue house, where does the man with the small wein live?
My house
The Wong Brothers Painting Company was hired to paint Rick's house white while he was on vacation. He came back to a blue home.
Two Wongs don't make it white.
Mr Green lives in The Green House. Mr Blue lives in The Blue House. Mrs Pink lives in The Pink House. Who lives in The White House?
Mr Orange.
Houses
If the Red House is red and the Blue House is Blue, what color is the Green House?
...
Brown.
I accidentally broke the sprinkler system.
