House Music Jokes
31 house music jokes and hilarious house music puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about house music that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest House Music Short Jokes
Short house music jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The house music humour may include short pop music jokes also.
- I once stayed in a haunted house that played 70's music. At first I was afraid, I was petrified
- Pitbull saves family from house fire, pulls 7-month-old girl by her diaper Good to know he's doing more than just music these days.
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House Music One Liners
Which house music one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with house music? I can suggest the ones about sound of music and rock music.
- I live in a musical house, Actually it's A Flat.
- What is a homeless man's favorite type of music? House music
- What do you call an insect that is into electronic music? A house fly.
- Who is the Supreme leader of House Techno Music? Kim Jong Untz-untz-untz-untz
- I love country music. When I listen to it backwards I get a wife, I get car, and a house!
- What's a realtor's favorite music genre? House.
- What was Anne Frank's favorite music genre? House. Deep House.
- What do you call holiday themed electronic music? Gingerbread house.
- Yo Momma's so s**... that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
- What's a s**...'s favorite type of music? House
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What funny jokes about house music you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean christmas music jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make house music pranks.
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A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.
She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally n**.... Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?!" she asked.
"I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in- law answered.
"But you're n**...!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're n**...!"
"Mike loves me and wants me to wear this dress," she explained." It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me".
The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch, waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she whispered sensually.
"Needs ironing"...
Revenge on a four-year-old child
A while ago, I invited my friend to my house for dinner. He brought along his four year old child, who made a mess of my house, and destroyed two of my expensive plates. I was so angry, but after all, I couldn't vent my anger on a young child. I had no choice but to smile and keep my composure.
I led the child over to my piano, where I allowed him to randomly hit a few keys. I remarked "Wow, your son has a good musical sense, he's quite talented!"
I heard the child hasn't had any free time ever since.
As a Trump supporter, I am really disappointed by all these firing at the White House.
Why aren't the firing televised live on TV? And there needs to be some suspenseful music prior to finding out who is being fired along with like 12 commercial breaks that can help pay down the national debt.
During winter break, I visited Paris...
My mother, a fan of operas, brought me to experience one. The performance was phenomenal. Audience members were crying. I'll admit I shed a tear, but when I left the opera house, I found more people crying too! At first, I thought the music could be heard from outside, but it turns out, it was just the tear gas down the street.
Important things in Life.
I had a power cut at my house this morning.
My PC, Laptop, TV, DVD, Ipad and new surround sound music system were all shut down.
Then I discovered that my iPhone battery was dead.
To top it off, it was raining so I couldn't go for a walk, bike, or run. The garage door opener needed electricity so I couldn't go anywhere in the car.
I went to the kitchen to make coffee and then remembered this also needed power, so I sat and talked with my wife for a few hours.
She seems like a nice person.
Music Joke
One day, a bassoonist for a symphony got very sick and spent a whole day of rehearsal in the hospital. He recovers and is sent home to see his house surrounded by police cars. He goes up to the officer in charge and asks, "Officer, what happened?"
"Well," the officer said, "while you were away, the conductor of your symphony came by your house to talk to you. He was angry that you didn't come to rehearsal, and when he found that you weren't home, he killed your entire family in anger."
"I can't believe it..." the bassoonist said in disbelief. "The conductor wanted to talk to *me*?"
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Hippie jokes
Q: How can you tell a hippie has been at your house?
A: He's still there.
Q: What did he say when you told him to leave?
A: Namaste.
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Q: What's the difference between a hippie chick and a joint?
A: The joint won't make it all the way around the circle.
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Q: How do you starve a hippie?
A: Hide his drug money under the soap.
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Q: What did the Deadhead say when he ran out of w**...?
A: Man, this music s**...!
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Q: What do hippie chicks and hockey players have in common?
A: They both shower and change pads after 3 periods.
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So this guy got his dog really high. He tells the dog "Play dead." And the dog says, "Nah man, play Floyd!"
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Please add more if you think of them, most of my friends are "hippies" and these jokes freakin crack me up.
Nelson and Deepak, both engineering students, happen to be close friends.
One day, while sitting in a coffee shop, Deepak asks Nelson, "How's it going with your girlfriend?"
Nelson: Ooh, I forgot to tell you, she came to my house yesterday.
Deepak: What happened?
Nelson: Well, I put on some music, and we danced.
Deepak: Then what happened?
Nelson: As we were dancing, we kissed.
Deepak: And? Keep going.
Nelson: I picked her up in my arms and sat her on the table next to my new laptop.
Deepak: You got a new laptop?
Nelson: Yeah, just last week. My parents got it for me.
Deepak: Wow! What configuration?
Nelson: 750 GigaByte drive, 6 Gigs of RAM, 3 GHz processor...
Deepak: HDMI port?
Nelson: Oh yeah.
Deepak: Blu-ray burner?
Nelson: You know it.
Deepak: Awesome man!
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Guy gets sick of the rat race and...
....moves to the country. After about six months, he gets a little lonely for company so he's happy when a nearby farmer comes over.
They're sitting on the porch having a couple beers when the farmer asks,
*"Would you like to come to a party at my house next friday?"*
Guy says, *"sure, sounds fun."*
Farmer says, *"But there'll probably be loud music."*
Guy says, *"Cool with me."*
Farmer says, *"And a lot of drinking, that's how it is."*
Guy looks at his beer and nods his head.
Farmer says, *"Gotta watch out, sometimes there's a little fightin'."*
Guy says *"I can handle my own. Sounds fun."*
Farmer says, *"And if you're lucky, might be a little s**....."*
Guy says *"Now I can't wait. Next friday? What should I wear?"*
Farmer says, *"Whatever. Just gonna be you and me."*