House Hunters Jokes

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r**... Logic Joke

Two r**..., Hunter and c**... decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic.
"What's logic?" the c**... asked.
The counselor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a w**... eater?"
"I sure do."
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the counselor.
"That's real good!" said c**....
The counselor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."
Impressed, c**... said, "Amazing!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!"
c**... was catching on.
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the counselor.
"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I cain't wait to take that logic class!"
c**..., proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where Hunter was still waiting.
"So what classes are ya takin'?" asked Hunter.
"Math, history, and logic!" replied c**....
"What in tarnation is logic?" asked Hunter.
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a w**... eater?" asked c**....
"No," Hunter replied.
"Then you're gay."

What is the best deterrent of spirits for a haunted house?

Ghost hunters

I've trained my German Shepherd to find any paper towels that are missing from my house.

He is auditioning for the next Dog the Bounty hunter.

Two hunters and a cheat

Two men are walking up a mountain when one realizes he could see his friends house using the scope on his rifle
guy 1 " Hey look i can see your house from here!...and it looks like your wife is cheating on you"
guy 2 "just great! we leave just for a little trip and she has, has her 'friend' over. go and shoot em both! her in the head and him in the privet area"
guy 1 "watch me get that in one shot!"

The worst thing about having a ghost in your house is the d**... ghost hunters.

Two deer were fooling around a hunter's camp

Now they're hanging up at my house.

Jane and Enzo are on a date...

They're walking down an empty beach on a Saturday night talking about eachother.
"I'm in Real Estate," says Jane. Enzo replies "That's right! I've seen your name in front of some big houses in this town!"
Jane replies "Yeah I bet, I'm pretty good at my job."
Enzo says "I'm a ghost hunter."
Jane looks at him and starts laughing at him saying "That's your job? a Ghost Hunter? Hahaha, I've never even seen a ghost before in my life!"
to which Enzo replies "Yeah I bet, I'm pretty good at my job."

So a hunter

made a deal with his wife that if he catches a bear, she would field clean and prepare it. If he doesn't, she gets a day at the spa.
He walked out of their hunting lodge to his favorite spot and waited for a bear to pass by.
He sees a few creatures, but not the trophy he's looking for. An hour goes by...two hours... three hours, and then finally, there it is. The biggest bear he'd ever seen. Well, he slowly, quietly picks up his gun, aims, pulls the trigger, and "click" the gun jams.
"Uh oh" thinks the hunter, as he starts to get up to get out of there. But, the bear noticed and moved towards him. This caused the hunter to run, and the bear gave chase. He ran faster than he ever had before, all the way back to the hunting lodge. He thought he was in the clear, but he tripped going up the steps to the front door.
The bear jumps right over him and through the door into the house. The hunter shouts from outside " You clean this one, I'm gonna go get another one"

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