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10 hourly jokes and hilarious hourly puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hourly that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Hilarious Fun Hourly Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What is a good hourly joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A man walks into a lawyer's office...

The man says, "I can't afford your hourly rate, but if I give you $200 will you answer two questions for me?"
The lawyer says, "Absolutely - what is your second question?"

Do vegans get paid hourly or celery?

That's it. That was the joke. No witty punchline or anything like that. Sorry.

Score! I just landed my summer job for this year - working at the zoo, circumsizing elephants

They said the hourly pay isn't great, but the tips are ENORMOUS!

What was U2's lawyer's hourly rate?

Nothing, he was pro-Bono

I needed an emergency tire change. I asked what the hourly rate was. I was relieved when they said it's a...

...Flat Fee.

I applied to be a vegetable farmer..

They said they won't pay me hourly they'll pay me celery!

People really should stop tipping cows.

They deserve a decent hourly wage!

The well

An Arab sold a well to a Jew. The next day, the Arab went back to the Jew and said," I sold you the well, not the water inside it. If you want to buy the water, you'll have to give me more money." The Jew smiled and said," I was just about to call you because of that. Since you didn't sell me the water, you're either going to have to move your water or pay me an hourly rent for storing your water."
Thanks BrokeBorkLensar for the correction

What's the highest paying profession in the world?

Circumcision. You don't get paid much hourly. But you get a lot of tips!

After the hourly check in with my friend in North Korea he said...

Who are you? Stop calling me!

Hourly joke, After the hourly check in with my friend in North Korea he said...


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