Hourglass Jokes

Following is our collection of timer humor and chrono one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Hourglass puns for adults, dirty pier jokes or clean coastal gags for kids.

There is an abundance of stopwatch jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 8 funniest jokes on hourglass. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any feeders witze you can hear about hourglass.

The Best jokes about Hourglass

What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure?

A waist of time.

At 70, she still had a body like an hourglass

Brittle and full of sand

My dad says this all the time about woman with large butts.

She's got an hourglass figure, with all 60 minutes at the bottom.

I tried to get an hourglass figure...

...but then I realised it would just be a waist of time.

I once tried eating an hourglass...

It was very time consuming.

I met this beautiful woman at the bar last night. She had an hourglass figure

It didn't work out in the end. Guess it was a complete waist of time.

My love for you is like an hourglass

I always finish on the bottom.

What did the sand in the hourglass say to the quartz in the wristwatch?

"You rock!"

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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