Hourglass Jokes
8 hourglass jokes and hilarious hourglass puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hourglass that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the amazing collection of hourglass figure jokes from acclaimed author Immanuel from Antarctica! Laugh away with hilarious timer jokes that will bring you and your friends good times.
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Hilarious Hourglass Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
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What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure?
A waist of time.
At 70, she still had a body like an hourglass
Brittle and full of sand
My dad says this all the time about woman with large butts.
She's got an hourglass figure, with all 60 minutes at the bottom.
I tried to get an hourglass figure...
...but then I realised it would just be a waist of time.
A communist and his friend walk into an antique store
His friend said:
Woah,look at this really fancy cone glass thing with the sand!,its mine!
The communist said:
no
Its Hourglass
Yesterday I broke my hourglass
It took forever to clean up and I was only able to save about half the sand. All in all it was a waste of time.
I once tried eating an hourglass...
It was very time consuming.
I met this beautiful woman at the bar last night. She had an hourglass figure
It didn't work out in the end. Guess it was a complete waist of time.
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