Hound Jokes
9 hound jokes and hilarious hound puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hound that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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I don't understand how elvis got so fat
He ate nothing but a hound dog
Why is the hound dog rich?
Because he's always picking up scents
[OC] I have a friend who breeds hound dogs and I'm trying to get into the business myself, but I don't know where to start.
Maybe I should get some pointers from him
Where should you go if your dog is missing?
The lost and hound.
Why does Jack Skellington's pet dog have a bright, shiny nose?
Because he's a boo's hound.
My dog just lazes around the house waiting for his next meal to be delivered.
He's a Door Dash Hound
You've been warned
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! Inside, he sees a harmless old hound asleep on the floor.
"Is that the dog we're supposed to be aware of?" he asks the owner.
"That's him," comes the reply.
"He doesn't look at all dangerous to me. Why would you post that sign?"
"Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."
The best late artist of the late 20th century yelvis.
I AINT NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG. CRYING ALL THE TIME.
Where do dogs look when they've lost something?
The lost and hound
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