Hound Dog Jokes

24 hound dog jokes and hilarious hound dog puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hound dog that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Hound Dog Short Jokes

Short hound dog jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hound dog humour may include short dog name jokes also.

  1. [OC] I have a friend who breeds hound dogs and I'm trying to get into the business myself, but I don't know where to start. Maybe I should get some pointers from him
  2. Why does Jack Skellington's pet dog have a bright, shiny nose? Because he's a boo's hound.
  3. My dog just lazes around the house waiting for his next meal to be delivered. He's a Door Dash Hound
  4. How do you eat the Flesh Hounds? WH40K Humor: I don't know about you, but I prefer my Khorne Dogs with ketchup.
  5. The best late artist of the late 20th century yelvis. I AINT NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG. CRYING ALL THE TIME.
  6. Most people "release the hounds" by letting their dogs loose on someone, but Asians do it a bit differently. They just throw up on the guy.

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Hound Dog One Liners

Which hound dog one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hound dog? I can suggest the ones about herding dog and dog sitting.

  1. I don't understand how elvis got so fat He ate nothing but a hound dog
  2. Why is the hound dog rich? Because he's always picking up scents
  3. Where should you go if your dog is missing? The lost and hound.
  4. Where do dogs look when they've lost something? The lost and hound
  5. I once wrote a poem about a dog Let's just say I got a helping hound
  6. You guys ever listened to the music of Yellvis? *YOU AINT NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG!!!!*

Hound Dog Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about hound dog you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hunting dog jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hound dog pranks.

You've been warned

A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! Inside, he sees a harmless old hound asleep on the floor.
"Is that the dog we're supposed to be aware of?" he asks the owner.
"That's him," comes the reply.
"He doesn't look at all dangerous to me. Why would you post that sign?"
"Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."

A hound dog lays in the yard and an old man in overalls sits on the porch.
"Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?" a jogger asks.
The old man looks over his newspaper and replies, "Nope."
As soon as the jogger enters the yard, the dog begins snarling and growling, and then attacks the jogger's legs.
As the jogger flails around in the yard, he yells, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!"
The old man mutters, "Ain't my dog."

Beware Dangerous Dog!

On the door of the general store, a customer noticed the sign DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! He carefully entered the store, but once inside all he saw was a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register. He asked the store manager, Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of?
Yep, that's him, he replied.
The stranger could not help but be amused. That certainly does not look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?
Because, the owner replied, before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him.

A mechanic who worked out of his home had a dog named Mace...

Mace had a bad habit of eating all the grass on the mechanic's lawn, so the mechanic had to keep Mace inside. The grass eventually became overgrown.
One day the mechanic was working on a car in the backyard and dropped his wrench, losing it in the tall grass. He couldn't find it for the life of him, so he decided to call it a day.
That night, Mace escaped from the house and ate all the grass in the backyard. The next morning the mechanic went outside and saw his wrench glinting in the sunlight. Realizing what had happened he looked toward the heavens and proclaimed,
"A grazing Mace, how sweet the hound, that saved a wrench for me!

Collection of dog Jokes

what do you call batman's dog? a Bat Terrier
What do you call sleeping puppies? Hush Puppies
what do you call a magic dog? A; a labra-cadabra-brador
what do you call count draculas dog? a blood hound
why is it called a litter of puppies? because theyll trash the place
Previously posted by me:what do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow? Slush Puppies
What do you call a dog with no legs? it doesn't matter they're not coming
Whats the coolest dog? A pup-sicle
What do dogs have that no other animal has? Puppy Dogs

So an elf walks into an animal shelter...

...and, being from the North Pole, he wants a hound dog to run a transport system. This particular shelter stocks only mutts.
On the first day, the elf says, "What type of dog is that one there?" he asks, pointing to a cage. "That's a cross between a Labrador and a Poodle," responds the clerk. The elf shakes his head, and moves on to the next cage.
"What type is this one?" he asks. "A German Shepherd and Beagle cross," replies the clerk. Again, the elf shakes his head, and walks to the third and final cage.
"What type is this one?" he asks again. "That's a Pointer and Irish Setter cross," says the clerk. The elf nods his head vigorously, and adopts the animal immediately.
Mystified, the clerk's assistant asks, "Why did he chose that one?" the clerk laughs, and replies, "It was a Point-Setter."