Houdini Jokes
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Funniest Houdini Short Jokes
Short houdini jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The houdini humour may include short magic jokes also.
- For a while, the magician Houdini used a trap door for every show he did. It was..just a stage he was going through.
- I really didn't want to go to the Harry Houdini party. Sadly, there was no getting out of it.
- I once gave Houdini some Nitrous Oxide to help him with one of his stunts. It was a barrel of laughs.
- I once saw Harold Houdini tell jokes during one of his performances. It was a barrel of laughs.
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Houdini One Liners
Which houdini one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with houdini? I can suggest the ones about wizard and disappear.
- What do you call a Jawa's favourite magician? Houdini.
- Imagine if Houdini was still alive. Jokes on him, cause we buried him in a real coffin.
- What kind of goat did Houdini have? A scapegoat.
- What was Houdini's favorite fruit? Mango
- Your father is like Houdini... ...he's always disappearing.
- Our love was magical.. it vanished like one of Houdini's disappearing acts
- Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
- No one gathered to hit Harry Houdini in the stomach... So I guess theres no punchline.
- What do you call a magician that never shaves? Hairy Houdini
- Knot Knot Who's there?
Rope!
Rope who?
Rope Houdini use to tie himself up with! - Houdini never died. I saw him in my closet about a week ago.
- A Harry Houdini Joke What is one thing Harry Houdini can't escape from?
Stomach punches - This might be a bit rascist: What do you call an African American Houdini? Black Magic
- What do you call an escapologist who moonlights as a mall Santa? h**... h**... houdini.
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What funny jokes about houdini you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wand jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make houdini pranks.
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I just made love to my girlfriend
She asked, "If I get pregnant, what should we name the baby?"
I took off my c**..., tied a knot, and flushed it down the toilet.
"Well" I said, "If he can get out of that, we'll call him Houdini".
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Baby name
A gal asks her mother for advice on how to get her boyfriend to propose. Her mom suggests not asking directly, but instead asking what he would name their baby, if they had one.
So, after s**... one night, she asks her boyfriend, If we had a son, what would we name him?
Her boyfriend tied a knot at the top of the spent c**... and said If he gets out of that, we're calling him Houdini .
