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- Pros of my high school years: I graduated top of my class, was voted prom king, and hooked up with the hottest girl in my grade. Cons of my high school years: my twin sister and I were homeschooled.
- Created a new cocktail. Rye whiskey, Gosling's Ginger Beer, and garnished with jalapeño It's called the Rye n' Gosling, and it's the hottest drink I make
- "I banged the hottest chick of my class and now the whole town is talking about it." ~ Walter, 52, primary school teacher
- Why is venus named after the Roman goddess of beauty? Because it's the hottest planet in our solar system
- An amnesiac walks into a bar. He saddles up to the hottest woman there and says... ..."so, do I come here often?"
Oldie but a goodie. - Hey girl, are you a white dwarf? Because you're one of the hottest bodies in the observable universe. (It's only natural for a star)
- A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are each in their own rooms, who is the hottest? Whoever forgot to turn on the air conditioner.
- Who was the hottest female in mythology? Medusa, she made everyone who looked at her rock hard
- My local electronics retailer is having a fire sale. The Samsung Galaxy Note 7 is the hottest item.
- Your mother is the hottest! Everyone knows your mother is the hottest...
Because heat expands...
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- Medusa was the hottest woman ever. Every man who looked at her got rock hard.
- Finally I am the hottest guy in my gym. I have 102 °F fever.
- Medusa was the hottest girl ever Just one look and you were hard forever
- What's the hottest part in your house? The corners, they're 90 degrees
- Hottest week of the year and my fridge breaks. Not cool
- Who is the hottest knight in the king's army? Sir Racha!
- What's the hottest part of a room? The corner, as it's 90 degrees
- What's the hottest and coolest news program? The weather forecast
- Have you heard about the hottest dance moves nowadays? It's called the Srirachachacha
- Where is the hottest part of the room The corner
(Because it's 90 degrees)
Thanks dad - What's the hottest kind of necrophilia? Cremation.
- iTunes must've made a mistake It doesn't have you listed as the hottest single.
- Today may be the hottest day of the year but all the other days have nicer personalities.
- Where do the hottest peppers live? Scoville!
- Why are the corners of a room always the hottest ? Because they're always at 90°.
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What funny jokes about hottest you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cutest jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hottest pranks.
One day before school..
there was an announcement about the big championship wrestling match after school that involved the schools hottest girl student. After hearing this John asks Bill if he wants to go watch her wrestle. After contemplating for a John replies "I guess, but I'd rather see her box."
What's the best part about working out alone?
You can publicly m**... the hottest person in the room and not end up in jail.
Kelvin Klein
The hottest underwear around
I met the hottest woman the other day
She was screaming for a bucket of water
The man, The newspaper and the wife
A man was reading the newspaper during breakfast and said to his wife, "Look at this. Another beautiful actress is going to marry a baseball player who's a total dope!
I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the hottest wives."
His wife said, 'Thank you.'
The hottest girl sat next to me on the train today...
I kept thinking to myself "Please don't get an e**..., please don't get an e**...".
But she did.
A large white bear walked into a bar, laughed, made out with the hottest girl, broke down sobbing, and had s**... with a guy in the bathroom stall. A customer asked the bartender "Sheesh, what's his problem?"
"Bipolar"
What the hottest place in your room?
The corner because it's 90 degrees.
Billy is writing a list of the hottest girls in his school.
His mom walks in and questions what he's writing.
"It's my to-do list," he explains.
Who is the hottest knight?
Sir Acha
„Mom, I'm almost 18 now. Ashley and Nicole always wear the hottest outfits in school and their parents don't mind. So please, please can I wear the short black skirt and the cute white top tomorrow?
„For the last time Robert, no!!!
A guy has 10 bucks in his pocket and walks into a bar.
As soon as he get in, he sees a sign on the wall:
- Beer $5.00
- h**... $10.00
He calls the hottest waitress in the room and asks: "Who are the one who gives the h**...?"
The waitress respond: "That would be me."
"Ok... Go wash your hands and bring me two beers."
Guys, I just met the hottest woman. She's a Russian d**....
Her name is Ivana Stepanyadick.
Somalian women were rated the hottest out of any country...
They're all pirates, of course they have the most b**....
What are the hottest days of summer?
Sun-days
People call me the hottest man alive
Looking back at it, I realise that self immolation was not the best idea
A man dies and goes to h**....
As he approaches the gates he is stopped by the gatekeeper who asks for his name. "Joe." he replies. "Well, joe, I've found your name on the list. There are seven levels in h**..., but since your only sin was cheating on a science test in the third grade, you will only be in the first level." "Oh, it won't be that bad then.", joe replies. "Joe, that's the hottest level because heat rises. You'd know that if you studied for your test."
The day when my laptop was bored :(
The other day, my laptop asked me "Can we do something **hot,** just turn me on?!"
I replied, "Absolutely!!"
I opened **Android Studio** along with **30 chrome tabs**.
It was the **hottest thing** we ever did.
What do you call a donkey that's on fire?
The hottest a**... you've ever seen
[OC] Three British people were arguing about who drinks the hottest tea.
The first person says: "The moment my tea is ready, I pour it into the cup and drink it all up".
The second person laughs and says: "That's it? I drink my tea straight from the Kettle".
The third person scoffs and says: "You both are amatuers. I just put all the ingredients in my mouth and sit on the stove".
A guy named Bob dies and goes to h**...
Before him stands the Devil.
"Hello, Bob. Welcome to h**..." the Devil says. "Now there are seven levels of h**... and since your only sin was cheating on a science test in third grade, you'll be moved to level 1"
"Okay, that doesn't sound so bad" Says Bob
"Level 1 is the hottest level because heat rises. You would know that if you studied for your science test, Bob"
A man has been seeing the same doctor for yeats for the same symptoms with no results.
Finally one day the doctor says, "Okay, here's what I want you to do. I want you to take the longest, hottest bath you can stand, then I want you to open all the doors and windows in the house."
The man says "But doctor, I'll get pneumonia, won't I?"
And the doctor says "Yes, but I know how to treat that!"
