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If you're hotter than me...
Then I guess that makes me cooler than you.
What's the hottest part in your house?
The corners, they're 90 degrees
Hottest week of the year and my fridge breaks.
Not cool
From my 7yo: "Why did the moon marry the sun?"
Because the sun is hott.
Who is the hottest knight in the king's army?
Sir Racha!
What's the hottest and coolest news program?
The weather forecast
Who was the hottest female in mythology?
Medusa, she made everyone who looked at her rock hard
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What's the hottest kind of necrophilia?
Cremation.
Where do the hottest peppers live?
Scoville!
What are the hottest days of summer?
Sun-days
Who is the hottest knight?
Sir Acha
You know what would probably be hotter in the 20s than in the 30s?
A hotdog.
What's the hottest chemical in the world?
U
What are the hottest days at the equator?
Fridays and Sundays.
Which is the hottest guitar string?
The G string.
What is the hottest thing a woman can do?
Ionize lactic acid.
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- From my 7yo: "Why did the moon marry the sun?" Because the sun is hott.
