Hoth Jokes
22 hoth jokes and hilarious hoth puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hoth that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Hoth Short Jokes
Short hoth jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hoth humour may include short battlefront jokes also.
- Do you know what the internal temperature of a tauntaun is? Luke warm
Seemed appropriate with all the Hoth stuff floating around. - So I tried to play the Battlefront 3 beta today... But I couldn't play Hoth, because my computer kept freezing.
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Hoth One Liners
Which hoth one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hoth? I can suggest the ones about rogue and rebel.
- For being 75% hot... ...Hoth sure is pretty cold.
- Why did the rebels lose at the hoth battle? The terrain was inhothpitable.
- It's kinda Hoth in here I'm gonna open a Windu.
- Have you heard about the terrorists from Hoth? They call themselves Ice-IS!
- How do Jedi plan for retirement? With a Hoth IRA.
I'll see myself out. - How did Han Solo survive outdoors on Hoth at night? By keeping Luke warm.
- How warm is it inside a Tauntaun? Just Hoth freezing
- How low is the temperture on Hoth? So low.
- Why is the ice planet in Star Wars called "Hoth"...? ...shouldn't it be "Coldth"?
- You ever been to the s**... club on that ice planet? I heard it's pretty Hoth
Unearthly Funniest Hoth Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about hoth you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hoth pranks.
Why did Vader (Anakin) finally rebelled against the Emperor?
In Episode 3, he helped carry out Order 66 to kill all Jedi.
In Episode 4, he helped carry out Order 67 to destroy Alderaan.
In Episode 5, he helped carry out Order 68 to destroy rebel base on Hoth.
In Episode 6.... the Emperor was just too old and n**... for Vader to carry out Order 69.
This may be controversial to most people, but i feel it must be said. I FULLY support flying the rebel flag.
How else are we supposed to show our support and remembrance of the battle of Hoth, and our willingness to topple the empire and bring peace to the galaxy?
The Hot-Headed Doctor (a 4th century joke taken from the oldest recorded joke book, The Philogelos).
Consulting a hotheaded doctor, a fellow says, "Professor, I'm unable to lie down or stand up; I can't even sit down!" The doctor responds: "I guess the only thing left is to hang yourself."
Hothead Pat, upset by how the Super Bowl is going, starts destroying things.
Police get on the megaphone trying to evacuate the area: "Go, Pat riots!"
