The Best 16 Hoth Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Hoth jokes. There are some hoth jedi jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hoth rey puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Hoth Jokes and Puns

Why did Vader (Anakin) finally rebelled against the Emperor?

In Episode 3, he helped carry out Order 66 to kill all Jedi.
In Episode 4, he helped carry out Order 67 to destroy Alderaan.
In Episode 5, he helped carry out Order 68 to destroy rebel base on Hoth.
In Episode 6.... the Emperor was just too old and nasty for Vader to carry out Order 69.

For being 75% hot...

...Hoth sure is pretty cold.

Why did the rebels lose at the hoth battle?

The terrain was inhothpitable.

Hoth joke, Why did the rebels lose at the hoth battle?

Do you know what the internal temperature of a tauntaun is?

Luke warm

Seemed appropriate with all the Hoth stuff floating around.

This may be controversial to most people, but i feel it must be said. I FULLY support flying the rebel flag.

How else are we supposed to show our support and remembrance of the battle of Hoth, and our willingness to topple the empire and bring peace to the galaxy?


The Hot-Headed Doctor (a 4th century joke taken from the oldest recorded joke book, The Philogelos).

Consulting a hotheaded doctor, a fellow says, "Professor, I'm unable to lie down or stand up; I can't even sit down!" The doctor responds: "I guess the only thing left is to hang yourself."

It's kinda Hoth in here

I'm gonna open a Windu.

Hoth joke, It's kinda Hoth in here

So I tried to play the Battlefront 3 beta today...

But I couldn't play Hoth, because my computer kept freezing.

Have you heard about the terrorists from Hoth?

They call themselves Ice-IS!

Hothead Pat, upset by how the Super Bowl is going, starts destroying things.

Police get on the megaphone trying to evacuate the area: "Go, Pat riots!"

How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA.

I'll see myself out.

You can explore hoth starwars reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean hoth endor dad jokes. There are also hoth puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


How did Han Solo survive outdoors on Hoth at night?

By keeping Luke warm.

How warm is it inside a Tauntaun?

Just Hoth freezing

How low is the temperture on Hoth?

So low.

Why is the ice planet in Star Wars called "Hoth"...?

...shouldn't it be "Coldth"?

You ever been to the strip club on that ice planet?

I heard it's pretty Hoth

Hoth joke, You ever been to the strip club on that ice planet?

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