Hotel Staff Jokes
6 hotel staff jokes and hilarious hotel staff puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hotel staff that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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So the hotel staff gave me room 404…
… but I just couldn't find it, so they gave me room 301 instead.
Loving Wife
Wife: \* in the hotel room on the hotel's intercom talking with the receptionist\* Hello? Please send maintenance personnel! My husbands about to jump off the window!
Receptionist: Ma'am, why do you need the maintenance personnel? We can send our security staff instead.
Wife: I need maintenance staff because he can't open the window!
Two ambassadors — one Israeli and one Palestinian — are staying in a hotel...
They decide to order lunch, each opting for a porterhouse steak. Unfortunately, the kitchen staff find that there is only one porterhouse left. No one knows what to do, as nobody dares give either ambassador a replacement meal. The cook really wishes for a two-steak solution.
Wife is not going to be happy
My wife said "you treat this place like a hotel"
She will regret that when I give her a low score on TripAdvisor for 'rude staff'
Why is Roy Moore's Strategic Planning Committee headquartered in Disney's Hollywood Hotel?
He likes to keep his staff in something 12 years old.
My mum just said I treat this place like a hotel.
She'll regret that when I flag her up for "rude staff" on tripadvisor.
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