Hotel Reservation Jokes
23 hotel reservation jokes and hilarious hotel reservation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hotel reservation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Hotel Reservation Short Jokes
Short hotel reservation jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hotel reservation humour may include short hotel room jokes also.
- Hotel Indian. Did you hear about the Indian who had to sleep in the hotel lobby because he didn't have a reservation?
- I'm starting to have second thoughts about the hotel room I booked at the Indian Casino this weekend. simply put, I'm having reservations about my reservation on the reservation.
- A Cherokee chief walks into a hotel. The receptionist: You have a reservation?
Yeah you're right. The Cherokee chief walks away. - If you were to second guess your decision to stay at a hotel on a native american reserve... ....that would be a reservation reservation reservation
-credit to Brian Regan - I work in a popular hotel... I see people come in to stay from all over the world, yet for some reason I've never seen a Native American here. I guess they just don't like to make reservations.
- A Cherokee chief walks into a hotel. The receptionist: You have a reservation?
The Cherokee chief walks away, feeling insulted and depressed. - Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room? He had his reservations.
- What do a homeless Native American and a hotel with no business have in common? No reservations.
- A Native American man walks into a hotel in Las Vegas. The receptionist asks, "Do you have a reservation?"
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Hotel Reservation One Liners
Which hotel reservation one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hotel reservation? I can suggest the ones about booking and hotel.
- Why did the Native American sleep in the hotel lobby? He didn't have a reservation.
- My wife says she is really looking forward to the hotel... But I have my reservations.
- I was excited to get a job as a hotel receptionist Then I started getting reservations!
- An Indian walks into a hotel, and the receptionist asks "Do you have a reservation?"
Hotel Reservation Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about hotel reservation you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean reservation jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hotel reservation pranks.
A guy, arriving at the hotel in his dream vacation, sends his wife an SMS but he accidentally mistyped her number...
...the text went to a widow, which had just attended to her husband f**....
When she read the message she instantly passed out. Here's the message:
"Hey, babe, this place is so peaceful. You're coming next week, I just made your reservation. I miss you so much. Bring light clothes cause the temperature here is hellish. Xoxo"
An Indian man arrives at the reception of a hotel...
An Indian man arrives at the reception of a hotel and asks for a room for the night. The receptionist says "of course, sir, do you have a reservation?"
To which he replies "I'm not that kind of Indian!"
A guy walks into a hotel
He asks at the front desk for his reservation .
The manager asks about his details and then gives him the key.
The guest then takes his room key and goes into the elevator.
After half an hour he comes back and angrily complains the manger that he couldn't find his room
The manager calmly replies," Well what did you expect when you booked room 404?."
Going to Greece on holiday
So I was planning on going to Greece on holiday this summer, I call the hotel to make a reservation, the guy says it's a nice hotel, close to the beach, a nice swimming pool and that it's going to be 3000 Euros. I tell them that's a bit too much for my budget and they said I can rent it for 60 Euros/month if I don't want to buy it.
Someone explain this joke to me?
A nice young h**... couple decided to get married. Their parents wanted to give them the best wedding ever, so they reserved the nicest hotel in town. Everything was perfect. After the wedding the newlyweds went to the front desk to check in. The desk clerk asked,"Bridal" and the new husband said "Na, I'll just hold her by the ears till she gets used to it".
The week before senior prom the two young lovers anxiously planned the consummation of their love. Even though they had just met they knew it was right.
Tammy was going to secure the hotel reservation
and set up the alibi so that neither's parents
would know. Jimmy was given the unenviable
task of purchasing condoms. Having no idea
what he was doing he enlisted the help of the
man at the counter who advised him that a
package of 12 would be best.
Prom night began with dinner at Tammy's house.
After Grace was said and the dinner blessed
Jimmy's head remained bowed with his face in
his hands. When the pause became
uncomfortable Tammy leaned in and whispered
"I had no idea that you were so religious" to
which he replied:
"I had no idea your father was a Pharmacist"
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