hotdogs Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious hotdogs puns

Why do all hotdogs look the same?

Because they are in bread.

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Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kรคse scenario.

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Did you hear about the incestuous hotdogs?

They say they're in bread.

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They say the average man thinks about sex every 6 seconds

That's why I try to eat hotdogs in 5

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How do you know you're at a gay cookout?

The hotdogs taste like shit.

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How do you know if you're at a gay barbecue?

The hotdogs taste like shit.

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Two men with Alzheimer's are sat in a park...

... when they hear an ice-cream van pull up nearby. Bob turns to Bill and asks 'do you want an ice-cream Bill?'
Bob says 'yes please, but don't forget the chocolate sauce.'

Bob says 'I won't forget, don't worry. Anything else?'

Bill says 'in that case, I'll have some chopped nuts on it too. Don't forget now.'

Bob says 'I won't, don't worry. Chocolate sauce and chopped nuts, coming right up' and

Bob wanders off in the direction of the ice-cream van.

After 40 minutes, Bob finally turns up with two hot-dogs. Bill says 'you fool Bob! I knew you'd forget! I wanted mustard on mine!'

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Welcome to Dick's hotdogs,

if you like hotdogs, you'll love dicks.

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Grilled some hotdogs and offered my friend one

He said, "No thanks, I'm Jewish."

I said, "Don't worry, they're free."

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Foreigner buys a hotdog

A man from overseas comes for a vacation to the United States for the first time with his cousin. One day, while walking through the park they see a food cart with the word "Hotdogs" on the side. Since the man had never had a hotdog before, he decides to wait in line to buy one. When it's his turn to buy, he hands the vendor the money and the vendor hands the man a hotdog. The man comes back to his cousin looking very disappointed. "What's wrong?" The cousin asks to which the man replies
" I just waited in line for 10 minutes to get a hotdog and can you believe that of all the parts of the dog I got penis"

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Border collies are not very inbred...

You know what dogs *are* inbred?

Hotdogs.

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How do you know you're at a gay BBQ?

.. the hotdogs taste like shit.

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Why would you never want to go to a gay BBQ?

Because the hotdogs taste like shit.

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I'm so homophobic,

I eat my hotdogs sideways.

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I was at a gay barbecue the other day..

And the hotdogs tasted like shit!

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A man walks into a bar...

A guy walked into a bar and saw a sign that said:

cheeseburgers 3$

hotdogs 5$

handjobs 10$

He goes to the bar and asks the lady "are you the one that gives handjobs" and she said yes, then he replied "well wash your hands I want a cheeseburger

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I went to a gay pride BBQ earlier, to show my support.

I had a really good time but the hotdogs tasted like shit.

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What do neckbeards like on their hotdogs?

M'stard

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Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

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Two hotdogs

Two hotdogs were frying in a frying pan. 1st hotdog : "Help help, I'm burning! I will die! Get me out of here!" 2nd hotdog (to himself) : "Jesus Christ, a talking hotdog."

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What's the pinnacle of confusion?

Two blind gay men, in a bathtub full of hotdogs.

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I take my time while putting toppings on my hotdogs.

I choose to relish the moment.

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I like hotdogs more than brats

Brats are just the wurst!

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How do you know you're at a gay picnic?

The hotdogs taste like shit.

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What happens when you turn flying mammals into hotdogs?

Things go from bat to wurst

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What are Polish hotdogs made out of?

Retarded pigs

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What did Alex say to his college roommate to get him to stop working on his college essay and come out for hotdogs

Relish today...

And Ketchup tomorrow

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How can you tell you're at a gay cookout?

The hotdogs smell like shit.

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What did the Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor? (and two other Buddhist jokes)

One with everything


What kind of vacuum cleaner did the Buddhist buy?

One with no attachments


What did the Buddhist eat for breakfast?

Omellete



[credit to my friend Geoff for first two]

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How are hotdogs so pure?

They're in bread!

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How many people would still eat hotdogs if they were actually made out of dogs?

1 shรญ yรฌ

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How do you know you're in a homosexual picnic?

All the hotdogs taste like shit.

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What did the Buddha say to the guy selling hotdogs?

Make me one with everything

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People who tell you it's disgusting to eat hotdogs because they're made of the discarded parts of the pig are the same people who admire the Native Americans for using the whole animal.

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Do Chinese eat hotdogs?

No, they cool them first...

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What are the most funny Hotdogs jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Hotdogs? Well, here are the best Hotdogs dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Hotdogs pick up lines to share with friends.

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