Hotdogs Jokes
46 hotdogs jokes and hilarious hotdogs puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hotdogs that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Hotdogs Short Jokes
Short hotdogs jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hotdogs humour may include short pretzel jokes also.
- Perfect on the spot SFW joke What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything. - "Did you just say something?" "Uhhh nope?"
"Really? I could swear you just asked me if I wanted a hotdog."
"No I didn't."
"Good, because I'm vegan." - So a Buddhist goes to a hotdog stand. And asks the server to "make me one with everything"
- What is the difference between a sausage in a bun and pacman? One's a hotdog and the other's a dot hog.
- My little nephew wanted to share a joke he was very proud of coming up with: Why did the hotdog get grounded? It was being a brat!
- I decided I'm going to dress up as a hotdog with a beer mug for Halloween this year. You know, Frank and Stein.
- Grilled some hotdogs and offered my friend one He said, "No thanks, I'm Jewish."
I said, "Don't worry, they're free." - Why did the family get lost on the way to the hotdog stand? They took a turn for the wurst.
- A Zen Master... Walks up to a hotdog stand and says,
"Make me one with everything."
-That's the best I've got - My girlfriend asked me if hotdogs were good for her diet I replied, "They're not the wurst"
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Hotdogs One Liners
Which hotdogs one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hotdogs? I can suggest the ones about hamburger and wurst.
- Why do all hotdogs look the same? Because they are in bread.
- Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese? Because for them, it is a Wurst-Käse scenario.
- Did you hear about the incestuous hotdogs? They say they're in bread.
- What's the best way to enjoy a hotdog? relish it.
- How does a ghost eat a hotdog? By goblin it.
Sorry - Has anyone tried these new German bunless hotdogs? They're just the wurst.
- What's worse than a wet, cold dog? A wet hotdog
- how do you make a hotdog stand? take its chair.
- Did you guys see the movie about the hotdog? It was an Oscar Wiener
- What do neckbeards like on their hotdogs? M'stard
- What's the best way to decline a hotdog eating contest? No franks.
- My girlfriend threw a hotdog into the snow It became a chili dog
- What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand? Make me one with everything
- What's a Jew's favorite brand of hotdog? Anne Frank's
- I want to start a kosher hotdog company And call it Anne Franks...
Playful Hotdogs Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about hotdogs you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sausage jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hotdogs pranks.
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Men think about s**... every 7 seconds...
Which is why I eat hotdogs in under 6 seconds... So it doesn't get weird.
Two men with Alzheimer's are sat in a park...
... when they hear an ice-cream van pull up nearby. Bob turns to Bill and asks 'do you want an ice-cream Bill?'
Bob says 'yes please, but don't forget the chocolate sauce.'
Bob says 'I won't forget, don't worry. Anything else?'
Bill says 'in that case, I'll have some chopped nuts on it too. Don't forget now.'
Bob says 'I won't, don't worry. Chocolate sauce and chopped nuts, coming right up' and
Bob wanders off in the direction of the ice-cream van.
After 40 minutes, Bob finally turns up with two hot-dogs. Bill says 'you fool Bob! I knew you'd forget! I wanted mustard on mine!'
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Welcome to d**...'s hotdogs,
if you like hotdogs, you'll love d**....
Two poor men dream of going to America
They hear of American food and how great it is and, in particular, the hotdog.
So they work hard and save their money for many years before finally traveling to America. Upon arriving, they immediately run off the boat and to the nearest hotdog stand. Eagerly, they throw their money at the stand and both get their own hotdogs.
The two men stand there for a second, both looking a little disappointed. Finally, one looks up at the other, well, what part of the dog did you get?
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Border collies are not very i**......
You know what dogs *are* i**...?
Hotdogs.
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I'm so homophobic,
I e**... hotdogs sideways.
I go to the store and buy ten hotdogs, nine burgers, three bags of chips, and six sodas. If I eat nine hot dogs, seven burgers, three bags of chips, and drink five sodas, what do I have?
No self control
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Why do Chinese people love NY?
Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
Some people hate hotdogs.
I relish them
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What's the pinnacle of confusion?
Two blind gay men, in a bathtub full of hotdogs.
Two hotdogs
Two hotdogs were frying in a frying pan. 1st hotdog : "Help help, I'm burning! I will die! Get me out of here!" 2nd hotdog (to himself) : "Jesus Christ, a talking hotdog."
I take my time while putting toppings on my hotdogs.
I choose to relish the moment.
I like hotdogs more than brats
Brats are just the wurst!
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What do dung beatles like on their hotdogs?
Mus-t**...
What happens when you turn flying mammals into hotdogs?
Things go from bat to wurst
What did Alex say to his college roommate to get him to stop working on his college essay and come out for hotdogs
Relish today...
And Ketchup tomorrow
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What are Polish hotdogs made out of?
r**... pigs
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Whats fine one way but i**... when reversed?
Putting cow anuses into hotdogs.
What did the Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor? (and two other Buddhist jokes)
One with everything
What kind of vacuum cleaner did the Buddhist buy?
One with no attachments
What did the Buddhist eat for breakfast?
Omellete
[credit to my friend Geoff for first two]
Why are German hotdogs the most controversial?
It's because they make the best and the wurst ones
How many people would still eat hotdogs if they were actually made out of dogs?
1 shí yì
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People who tell you it's disgusting to eat hotdogs because they're made of the discarded parts of the pig are the same people who admire the Native Americans for using the whole animal.
What's Chinese people's favourite dish?
Hotdogs
How are hotdogs so pure?
They're in bread!
