Hotdog Jokes
90 hotdog jokes and hilarious hotdog puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hotdog that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
If you're looking for a good laugh, check out these hilarious hotdog jokes! From puns about hotdogs in a bun to water-filled hotdogs, there’s something for everyone! Whether you’re a fan of Pinoy hotdog or a simple hotdog and fries, this collection of jokes will have you in stitches!
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Funniest Hotdog Short Jokes
Short hotdog jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hotdog humour may include short fries jokes also.
- Perfect on the spot SFW joke What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything. - "Did you just say something?" "Uhhh nope?"
"Really? I could swear you just asked me if I wanted a hotdog."
"No I didn't."
"Good, because I'm vegan." - A Buddhist buys a hotdog and gives the vendor a $20 bill.. He takes a bite and then says "wheres my change?"
The vendor replies "change only comes from within" - So a Buddhist goes to a hotdog stand. And asks the server to "make me one with everything"
- What is the difference between a sausage in a bun and pacman? One's a hotdog and the other's a dot hog.
- My little nephew wanted to share a joke he was very proud of coming up with: Why did the hotdog get grounded? It was being a brat!
- I decided I'm going to dress up as a hotdog with a beer mug for Halloween this year. You know, Frank and Stein.
- Grilled some hotdogs and offered my friend one He said, "No thanks, I'm Jewish."
I said, "Don't worry, they're free." - A monk walks up to a hot-dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." ~~~
So he pays for his meal and asks for his change.
The vendor shrugs and retorts smugly, "Change comes from within." - Why did the family get lost on the way to the hotdog stand? They took a turn for the wurst.
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Hotdog One Liners
Which hotdog one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hotdog? I can suggest the ones about sandwich and bun.
- Why do all hotdogs look the same? Because they are in bread.
- Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese? Because for them, it is a Wurst-Käse scenario.
- Did you hear about the incestuous hotdogs? They say they're in bread.
- I went to a Buddhist hotdog stand... ...and they made me one with everything.
- A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand And says, "make me one with everything"
- What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato? A dictator.
- What's the best way to enjoy a hotdog? relish it.
- How does a ghost eat a hotdog? By goblin it.
Sorry - Has anyone tried these new German bunless hotdogs? They're just the wurst.
- What's worse than a wet, cold dog? A wet hotdog
- how do you make a hotdog stand? take its chair.
- Have you had a German hotdog? They're the wurst
- What did the Buddha say to the hotdog vendor? "Make me one with everything"
- Who was the first carpenter mentioned in the bible? Eve. She made Adam's hotdog stand.
- Did you guys see the movie about the hotdog? It was an Oscar Wiener
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What funny jokes about hotdog you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bratwurst jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hotdog pranks.
Two men are out on the street with only $3.00...
The first guy says "I want a beer but we don't have enough money." The second guy replies "I have an idea, I'm going to go buy a hotdog from the vender across the street remove it from the bun and put it in my pants. Then we will go to a bar, order a drink for each of us, drink them then I'll unzip and you'll start s**... on this hotdog so we will get kicked out and not have to pay." The first guy, although skeptical, goes along with it. After the first bar works perfectly they decide to try their luck at a few more bars, so after the 7th bar both guys are very drunk, the second guy says "Okay, I'm hungry I want that hotdog now." The first guy replies with "Hotdog? Oh yeah, I ate that 3 bars ago."
A Buddhist monk was on the streets of New York
and he stopped at a hotdog stand. The vendor asks, "what would you like on it?" to which he replied,"Make me one with everything".
What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?
One with everything
A Buddhist monk walks upto a hotdog stand and says...
"Make me one with everything."
Despite this being an overused statement, the vendor serves him a hotdog as he is a customer. When the monk asks if he has 27 cents, the vendor replies "Change comes from within."
The monk then pulls out a p**... from his robe and shoots the vendor. After this, he states "I have found my inner piece."
What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?
he relished it
I like to name my hotdog "The Moment"...
...so I can relish it
Why did the dog sit in the shade?
It didn't want to be a hotdog.
*ba dum tsss
*ba dum tish
idk
Two hotdogs
Two hotdogs were frying in a frying pan. 1st hotdog : "Help help, I'm burning! I will die! Get me out of here!" 2nd hotdog (to himself) : "Jesus Christ, a talking hotdog."
What type of dog suffers from being i**...?
A hotdog
Hey baby do you build portable wienerschnitzels?
Because you make my hotdog stand
I have an idea for a make-your-own hotdog place
It's called "What's the Wurst That Could Happen?"
Welcome to d**...'s hotdogs,
if you like hotdogs, you'll love d**....
"Doctor, doctor! I need a new pair of glasses!"
"I can see that - this is a hotdog stand."
I want to start a kosher hotdog company
And call it Anne Franks...
At a gag gift exchange, I gave a woman a hotdog and a c**...
She said "Frankly, I never sausage a small w**...."
A Buddhist monk approaches a hotdog stand and says make me one with everything ...
The vendor makes the hot dog and hands it to the Buddhist monk, who pays with a $20 bill. The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it. Excuse me, but where's my change? asks the Buddhist monk. The vendor replied, Change must come from within.
What's a Jew's favorite brand of hotdog?
Anne Frank's
I've heard that men think about s**... every 7 seconds
Which is why I always eat a hotdog in 6 seconds. So it doesn't get awkward.
What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand?
Make me one with everything
Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
Hotdog guy gives him a loaded dog, Buddhist gives him $10, gets nothing back. Hotdog vendor explains, "Change comes from within."
Are you a 1950's vintage hotdog toy?
'Cause you make my w**... whistle
Computer! What's the difference between a human and a hotdog?
Beep boop boop... Processing...
I like hotdogs more than brats
Brats are just the wurst!
A Zen Master...
Walks up to a hotdog stand and says,
"Make me one with everything."
-That's the best I've got
What's the best way to decline a hotdog eating contest?
No franks.
The Buddha walked up to a hotdog vender...
And said "make me one with everything"
It's not a real hotdog without ketchup.
That's how my father describes m**....
What's the definition of suspicious?
When your hotdog has veins
A man walks into a bar, and begins reading the menu overhead the smoking hot bartender.
The sign reads as follows:
* Nachos $4
* Hamburger $3
* Hotdog $2
* Grilled Chicken Sandwich $3
* Grilled Cheese $2
* Fries, Onion Rings, and Tater Tots $1.50
* h**... $10
After he looks over the menu for a moment he asks the bartender, "Are you the one who gives the h**...?" "Why yes I am." replies the bartender seductively. Then says the man, "Wash your hands! I'd like a hamburger."
What did the monk order from the hotdog stand?
One with everything
why aren't hotdog ads allowed in nascar?
because no-one else would be able to ketchup
A man was eating a hotdog...
A woman with a small dog walked up to sit in another bench across from the man. Immediately the little dog began to bark at the man while he ate.
The man asked "Would you mind if I throw him a bit?"
"Not at all." the woman replied.
The man picked up the dog and tossed him over a wall.
A guy walks into a library...
A man walks in to a library and asks the librarian, "MAY I HAVE A HOTDOG?" The librarian whispers, "sir, this is a library." The man answers, "I'm so sorry" now whispering the man says,"may I have a hotdog?"
An American brings a Chinese Man to a hotdog stand.
The American orders a hotdog and assures the Chinese Man that the food here is very good.
When the hotdog is finished cooking and served, the Chinese Man begins to look pale.
The American asks, What's wrong?
The Chinese Man replies, When we eat dogs, we typically remove this part of the body.
It's s**... when girls say they can't find a guy, yet they ignore me.
It's like saying you're hungry when there's a hotdog on the ground outside.
What do you order at a spiritual hotdog stand?
One with everything
Once, at an all boys summer camp, I dreamed I ate a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up my pillow was gone. But that's not what freaked me out...
...the night before that I dreamed I was in a hotdog eating contest.
Sigmund Freud walks into a bar
Sits down and orders a banana daiquiri and a hotdog. He looks over to the stage and Mozart comes out and starts going crazy on a keyboard. Freud downs his drink, flips a few tables and runs out angrily. Mozart looks at the barman and asks, "What was that about?" The barman replies. "Pianist envy."
What do you call an attractive dog?
A hotdog.
A guy claims to have made a 20 lb hotdog
A butcher says ah, that's bologna
I won my 17th straight Halloween costume contest as a hotdog.
I'm on a roll.
Please look at my previous post to see a list of my
jokes. Please give me feedback Thanks!
I'm trying to bring puns and one-liners into the U.S.A.
What did the Buddha say to the hotdog vendor?
"Make me one with everything."
Credits go to the Netflix show 'Maniac (S01E04)'.
You know what would probably be hotter in the 20s than in the 30s?
A hotdog.
Im going to open a Kosher Hotdog stand in my attic.
It's called Anne's Franks.
The Monk and the Hot Dog stand
A monk walks up to a hotdog vendor. The vendor asks what he would like. The monk replies "make me one with everything"
What do you call an i**... pig?
A hotdog.
Thought I'd try translating a joke. Two foreigners are sailing to America for work.
Upon getting off the boat at the dock, one notices a hotdog stand. Sure, it sounds weird to them but they decide to try it.
As one unwraps the foil, he blushes and asks, Which part of the dog did you get?
My uncle Hans (a hotdog lover) has been very ill recently. Last night, craving a hotdog, he went on a drive to the nearest hotdog stand. Sadly, as he was driving, he became even more unwell...
...he took a turn for the wurst.
Two poor men dream of going to America
They hear of American food and how great it is and, in particular, the hotdog.
So they work hard and save their money for many years before finally traveling to America. Upon arriving, they immediately run off the boat and to the nearest hotdog stand. Eagerly, they throw their money at the stand and both get their own hotdogs.
The two men stand there for a second, both looking a little disappointed. Finally, one looks up at the other, well, what part of the dog did you get?
What did the Zen monk say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
A Buddhist goes to a hotdogvender.
He asks him: "Make me one with all"
After the vender give the Buddhist his hotdog, the Buddhist gives the vender 20$. The vender puts it away and goes on with his business.
The Buddhist asks: "and my change?"
The vender replies: "change comes from within"
Credit to the late Christopher Hitchens for this awesome joke
A Buddhist monk approaches a hotdog cart and the guy asks: "Whattya want?"
The monk says: "Make me one with everything."
My girlfriend threw a hotdog into the snow
It became a chili dog
A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the vendor...
"Make me one with everything."
So the hotdog vendor makes him a hotdog with every topping, and the Buddhist hands him a twenty. He proceeds to eat the hotdog, but gets no change for his twenty dollar bill. He says, "Hey, where's my change?"
The hotdog vendor replies, "Change comes only from within."
(Courtesy of my fifty year old husband, who cant go five hecking minutes without making a dad joke)
