Hotdog Jokes
90 hotdog jokes and hilarious hotdog puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hotdog that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
If you're looking for a good laugh, check out these hilarious hotdog jokes! From puns about hotdogs in a bun to water-filled hotdogs, there’s something for everyone! Whether you’re a fan of Pinoy hotdog or a simple hotdog and fries, this collection of jokes will have you in stitches!
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Funniest Hotdog Short Jokes
Short hotdog jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hotdog humour may include short fries jokes also.
- Perfect on the spot SFW joke What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything. - "Did you just say something?" "Uhhh nope?"
"Really? I could swear you just asked me if I wanted a hotdog."
"No I didn't."
"Good, because I'm vegan." - So a Buddhist goes to a hotdog stand. And asks the server to "make me one with everything"
- What is the difference between a sausage in a bun and pacman? One's a hotdog and the other's a dot hog.
- My little nephew wanted to share a joke he was very proud of coming up with: Why did the hotdog get grounded? It was being a brat!
- I decided I'm going to dress up as a hotdog with a beer mug for Halloween this year. You know, Frank and Stein.
- Grilled some hotdogs and offered my friend one He said, "No thanks, I'm Jewish."
I said, "Don't worry, they're free." - Why did the family get lost on the way to the hotdog stand? They took a turn for the wurst.
- A Zen Master... Walks up to a hotdog stand and says,
"Make me one with everything."
-That's the best I've got - My girlfriend asked me if hotdogs were good for her diet I replied, "They're not the wurst"
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Hotdog One Liners
Which hotdog one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hotdog? I can suggest the ones about sandwich and bratwurst.
- Why do all hotdogs look the same? Because they are in bread.
- Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese? Because for them, it is a Wurst-Käse scenario.
- Did you hear about the incestuous hotdogs? They say they're in bread.
- What's the best way to enjoy a hotdog? relish it.
- How does a ghost eat a hotdog? By goblin it.
Sorry - Has anyone tried these new German bunless hotdogs? They're just the wurst.
- What's worse than a wet, cold dog? A wet hotdog
- how do you make a hotdog stand? take its chair.
- Did you guys see the movie about the hotdog? It was an Oscar Wiener
- What do neckbeards like on their hotdogs? M'stard
- What's the best way to decline a hotdog eating contest? No franks.
- My girlfriend threw a hotdog into the snow It became a chili dog
- What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand? Make me one with everything
- What's a Jew's favorite brand of hotdog? Anne Frank's
- I want to start a kosher hotdog company And call it Anne Franks...
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What funny jokes about hotdog you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wurst jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hotdog pranks.
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Two men are out on the street with only $3.00...
The first guy says "I want a beer but we don't have enough money." The second guy replies "I have an idea, I'm going to go buy a hotdog from the vender across the street remove it from the bun and put it in my pants. Then we will go to a bar, order a drink for each of us, drink them then I'll unzip and you'll start s**... on this hotdog so we will get kicked out and not have to pay." The first guy, although skeptical, goes along with it. After the first bar works perfectly they decide to try their luck at a few more bars, so after the 7th bar both guys are very drunk, the second guy says "Okay, I'm hungry I want that hotdog now." The first guy replies with "Hotdog? Oh yeah, I ate that 3 bars ago."
My friend doesn't like condiments on his hotdog...
He prefers to go raw dog.
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An Australian, an American, and an Irish builder...
...are sitting on top of the (unfinished) 18th floor of the building they've been working on, eating their lunches.
The Australian man pulls out a vegemite sandwich, and he says to the other two, "If i get another vegemite sandwich tomorrow, I'm going to jump off this building. I'm sick of this vegemite."
The American man next to him, with a horrified look on his face, pulls out a hotdog. He says, "I agree. If I get another hotdog tomorrow, I will jump off this building with you. I've had enough."
The Irishman pulls out an Irish stew. "Ugh, Irish stew again. Yep, if I get this tomorrow, I'll jump with the two of you."
So the next day they're all sitting in the same spot, and they all pull out the same lunches as before. Grimacing, they jump off the building and plunge to their deaths. They end up having a joint f**..., because they were good friends.
At the f**..., all three wives are sitting next to eachother, discussing their husbands.
The Australian woman says to the other two, "I'm so upset. If only he had've TOLD me he didn't like vegemite, I would've given my husband something else."
The American woman says, "I agree, I just wish my husband had've spoken to me about it, then he would still be here."
They both turn to the Irish woman, who then says, "Don't look at me, p**... makes his own lunch,"
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A man goes to a hotdog stand and asks for a j**... Sandusky'
...The worker replies "A what"?...and the man says, "You know, a wiener in the bun".
The Zen Master ordered a hotdog and said.....
I want one with everything
So, I'm taking a walk around New York...
With my pet snake. We're walking around having a grand ol' time and then I see it, a small little hot dog stand! I go up to the guy and ask, "Could I get a hotdog, plain please." Now, this hot dog is the best I've ever had! So I think, naturally, that I have to get one for my snake so I ask the man, "Could I get another hot dog for my snake," and the guy informs me, "sorry, but I just ran out of buns," to which I reply, "My Andaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun."
The Chinese man and the hotdog
A man from china comes to america to visit his friend. He is very new to american culture , so he asked his american friend "What is one of the bests foods america is known for?". The american immediately drives to the nearest 711 and shows the Chinese man all the hot dogs. He then proceeds to buy one and eats it. After finishing, he then turns to the american man and says "Wow , that's funny how back in china we eat all of the dog , and throw away the part you guys eat!".
How do you make a hotdog with a tree?
You fold it
What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?
he relished it
When someone took the last hotdog..
I like to name my hotdog "The Moment"...
...so I can relish it
Why did the dog sit in the shade?
It didn't want to be a hotdog.
*ba dum tsss
*ba dum tish
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Two hotdogs
Two hotdogs were frying in a frying pan. 1st hotdog : "Help help, I'm burning! I will die! Get me out of here!" 2nd hotdog (to himself) : "Jesus Christ, a talking hotdog."
How do you get a hotdog to dance?
You put Mustard on the beat
How many vegetarians does it take to eat a whole hotdog?
Just one, with ten vegetarian hotdogs.
What do you call a cold hotdog?
A cold-dog
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What type of dog suffers from being i**...?
A hotdog
Hey baby do you build portable wienerschnitzels?
Because you make my hotdog stand
I have an idea for a make-your-own hotdog place
It's called "What's the Wurst That Could Happen?"
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Welcome to d**...'s hotdogs,
if you like hotdogs, you'll love d**....
"Doctor, doctor! I need a new pair of glasses!"
"I can see that - this is a hotdog stand."
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At a gag gift exchange, I gave a woman a hotdog and a c**...
She said "Frankly, I never sausage a small w**...."
Why Snoop Dogg can't eat a hotdog...
Because he drops it like it's hot!
A monk works at a hotdog stand
A man walks up to him, asks for a hotdog, then pays with a 10! bill. The monk returns him no change and says "change comes from within"
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Are you a 1950's vintage hotdog toy?
'Cause you make my w**... whistle
Computer! What's the difference between a human and a hotdog?
Beep boop boop... Processing...
A woman approached one of the weird sisters in a Publix and asked: "Where can I find hamburger rolls, hotdog rolls, and Hawaiian rolls?"
The witch replied:
Aisle two, and aisle two, and aisle two
I like hotdogs more than brats
Brats are just the wurst!
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It's not a real hotdog without ketchup.
That's how my father describes m**....
What's the definition of suspicious?
When your hotdog has veins
How does a straight person eat a hotdog?
From the middle.
My hotdog sat out too long before I ate it.
More like a *cold* dog if you know what I mean!
What did the monk order from the hotdog stand?
One with everything
What did the hotdog say when it won the race?
Im the wiener.
why aren't hotdog ads allowed in nascar?
because no-one else would be able to ketchup
A guy is hungry and is looking for something to eat.
He approaches a hot dog stand and asks, 'how much is a hot dog?'
'$3 for one and 3 for $10', replied the hotdog vendor
Surprised by this rate, he ponders a bit and says, 'In that case, I'll have one' and pays $3. Then he proceeds to order another one and pays $3 and then another one till he has three hot dogs and quips, 'You see, people like you will never succeed in any business. I just bought 3 hotdogs for $9'.
'Yeah, but... I just sold 3 hotdogs!'
An American brings a Chinese Man to a hotdog stand.
The American orders a hotdog and assures the Chinese Man that the food here is very good.
When the hotdog is finished cooking and served, the Chinese Man begins to look pale.
The American asks, What's wrong?
The Chinese Man replies, When we eat dogs, we typically remove this part of the body.
What did the bun say to the hotdog?
Hi frank.
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It's s**... when girls say they can't find a guy, yet they ignore me.
It's like saying you're hungry when there's a hotdog on the ground outside.
What do you order at a spiritual hotdog stand?
One with everything
Once, at an all boys summer camp, I dreamed I ate a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up my pillow was gone. But that's not what freaked me out...
...the night before that I dreamed I was in a hotdog eating contest.
Sigmund Freud walks into a bar
Sits down and orders a banana daiquiri and a hotdog. He looks over to the stage and Mozart comes out and starts going crazy on a keyboard. Freud downs his drink, flips a few tables and runs out angrily. Mozart looks at the barman and asks, "What was that about?" The barman replies. "Pianist envy."
What do you call an attractive dog?
A hotdog.
How are hotdogs so pure?
They're in bread!
A guy claims to have made a 20 lb hotdog
A butcher says ah, that's bologna
I won my 17th straight Halloween costume contest as a hotdog.
I'm on a roll.
Please look at my previous post to see a list of my
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I'm trying to bring puns and one-liners into the U.S.A.
What did the Buddha say to the hotdog vendor?
"Make me one with everything."
Credits go to the Netflix show 'Maniac (S01E04)'.
Bill Cosby Falls Down Prison Steps After Getting Hit By Hotdog Bun
Talk about capital bunishment
You know what would probably be hotter in the 20s than in the 30s?
A hotdog.
Subway has a new hotdog out
It's called the Sub Woofer.
How is a hotdog made
Well it's easy you see
Find a hot lady
Dress her up in a dog costume
And add buns on her buns
Voila the Hawt Dawg
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What do you call an i**... pig?
A hotdog.
Thought I'd try translating a joke. Two foreigners are sailing to America for work.
Upon getting off the boat at the dock, one notices a hotdog stand. Sure, it sounds weird to them but they decide to try it.
As one unwraps the foil, he blushes and asks, Which part of the dog did you get?
My uncle Hans (a hotdog lover) has been very ill recently. Last night, craving a hotdog, he went on a drive to the nearest hotdog stand. Sadly, as he was driving, he became even more unwell...
...he took a turn for the wurst.
Two poor men dream of going to America
They hear of American food and how great it is and, in particular, the hotdog.
So they work hard and save their money for many years before finally traveling to America. Upon arriving, they immediately run off the boat and to the nearest hotdog stand. Eagerly, they throw their money at the stand and both get their own hotdogs.
The two men stand there for a second, both looking a little disappointed. Finally, one looks up at the other, well, what part of the dog did you get?
A Buddhist goes to a hotdogvender.
He asks him: "Make me one with all"
After the vender give the Buddhist his hotdog, the Buddhist gives the vender 20$. The vender puts it away and goes on with his business.
The Buddhist asks: "and my change?"
The vender replies: "change comes from within"
