Hot Wheels Jokes
23 hot wheels jokes and hilarious hot wheels puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hot wheels that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Hot Wheels Short Jokes
Short hot wheels jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hot wheels humour may include short bumper cars jokes also.
- I like old school music Classics such as "The wheels on the bus" and "Hot cross buns" from music class
- What's the difference between a Hot Wheels car and a shy sailor? One is a toy car, the other is a coy tar.
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Hot Wheels One Liners
Which hot wheels one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hot wheels? I can suggest the ones about sports car and street racing.
- What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot Wheels
- There was once a guy who drove on lava He said he wanted 'hot wheels'
- How do hot wheels cars go faster? You step on it
- A kid's hot wheels car drove over and killed Barbie. Toys will be toys.
- What do you call a ginger race car driver? Hot Wheels.
- Wow mum, it's just what I wanted for Christmas! Princess Diana Hot wheels!
- I once set a crippled kid on fire... I call it Hot Wheels
Witty Hot Wheels Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about hot wheels you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean drag racing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hot wheels pranks.
Two pilots are landing a plane.
Two pilots are preparing to land and they're coming in hot. The wheels touch the tarmac and before you know it they're off the other end. 100mph through the grass, the fence and they smash through the gates. Glass and bags go everywhere.
When they finally come to a stop the pilot looks at his co-pilot and says "That was the shortest runway I've ever seen!"
The co-pilot says" Yeah, but wasn't it wide!
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What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an e**...?
Hot wheels
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My crippled friend said he wanted hot wheels for his birthday
So I lit his wheelchair on fire
A car carrying 3 men broke down in the middle of a desert...
"Let's each take a part and try to make it back to civilization." One of them suggested. They all agreed it was a good idea.
"I'll take the hood," said the first, "This way if I find myself atop a hill, I can slide down quickly, like a sled."
"I'll take the wheels," said the second, "In case I want to bring something with me I can roll it along instead of carrying it."
"I'll take the door." Said the last, "If I get hot I can simply roll down the window."
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There are three blondes who are on a road trip. As they are driving through the desert, their car breaks down. They have no phone to call anyone, so they decide to walk to the nearest city, several miles away. They each decide to take one thing to make the journey better. The first blonde takes the radio and says, "If we get bored, we can put the radio on and listen to music." The second blonde decides to take a wheel, "In case one of us gets really tired, we can go inside the wheel and be rolled." The third blonde takes the car door, "In case it gets too hot, we can roll down the window!"
There's this penguin...
There's this penguin, driving through the South, the Deep South... late August. The hot months. "Ew! But it sure is hot!" the penguin lisped from behind the wheel of his choking jalopy.
Suddenly! The jalopy fails the penguin and he has to push it down a bumpy road to the next small town. He got out, and with all his strength in his weak flippers, he pushed the car over hill and dale.
"Whew!" he sighed.
As luck would have it, there was a mechanic in town, and he told the penguin that he'd have to spend some time with the car. "Why don't you come back in an hour or so?"
Wiping the sweat from his brow, the penguin espied an ice cream shoppe! "Hurray and yippy!" he cried! "I'll be back, toot sweet!" he said.
He ordered the tallest vanilla ice cream he could hold between his vestigial wings... those miserable fins could barely manage the scoops upon scoops of creamy goodness. The cone was so tall that more of it ended up on the penguin than in him!
"Yummy! That was very very good!" the penguin said, smacking his lips.
He waddled back to the mechanic who was ready to give the little fellow an update. The mechanic looked at the penguin sternly. The gaskets and seals on the engine were severely damaged after years of driving without a routine check, and it was certainly going to be expensive.
"Well, it looks like you blew a seal."
"Oh no, that's just ice cream!" the penguin said, wiping the ice cream from his chin.
There are three blondes who are on a road trip.
As they are driving through the desert, their car breaks down. They have no phone to call anyone, so they decide to walk to the nearest city, several miles away. They each decide to take one thing to make the journey better. The first blonde takes the radio and says, "If we get bored, we can put the radio on and listen to music." The second blonde decides to take a wheel, "In case one of us gets really tired, we can go inside the wheel and be rolled." The third blonde takes the car door, "In case it gets too hot, we can roll down the window!"