The Best 16 Hot Weather Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Hot Weather jokes. There are some hot weather windy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hot weather water freezes puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Hot Weather Jokes and Puns

Right after takeoff, a pilot comes on the microphone to welcome his passengers. Thank you for flying with us. The weather is....

Then he suddenly starts screaming while still on the mic, OH MY GOD! IT IS BURNING!!, IT IS BURNING!

Then silence.

A few seconds later, he comes back on and says, I'm terribly sorry about what happened. I spilled some scorching hot coffee on my lap...you should see my pants!!

A voice from the back of the plane yelled, Why don't you come here and see ours?

This hot weather...

The thing I love most about this hot weather is the crop tops and short skirts...

Although it does make me look a bit gay.


A boy goes on holiday to Mexico and texts his mate saying "Weather out here is just like your mother, 36 and hot"

His mate replies "Weather back here is just like your sister, 16 and wet"

A man wins the lottery

He bursts into his bedroom and screams to his wife WOW, I won! I finally won the lottery! Pack your bags quick . The woman all excited replied should I pack for cold or hot weather? To which the man said I don't care as long as you are out of my house by noon

What are the best kind of letters to read in hot weather? Fan mail.


At The Door

One day, a woman's doorbell rang. The weather was very bad. The woman opened the door, and there stood a young girl, a Jehovah's Witness, soaking wet. The woman felt sorry for her, so she asked the young woman into the house for a cup of coffee and to dry off.

The woman wanted to make conversation as the two drank their hot chocolate, so she asked the Jehovah's Witness, "So, what's the message you're passing along?'"

The girl stuttered and said, "I'm not sure. I never got this far."

2 fortune tellers are talking about the weather.

The first one says it's going to be a hot winter. The second one replies "Yes, reminds me of the summer of 2093."

I just bought a new hat...

...with a built-in fan that keeps my head cool during hot weather.

It really blows my mind.

Did you check the weather for Mexico City?

It's chili today and hot tamale.

Due to the hot weather and water shortage in Ireland

The Dublin swimming baths are closing lanes 7 & 8

Jewish Joke About Warm Weather

אחי Χ”Χ™Χ” ΧœΧ™ Χ›ΧœΧ›Χš חם Χ©Χ”Χ‘Χ˜Χ—ΧͺΧ™ שאם Χ™Χ¦Χ™Χ’Χ• ΧœΧ™ ΧœΧ”ΧͺΧ Χ¦Χ¨ Χ‘Χ–Χ” Χ”Χ¨Χ’Χ’ אני אגשה אΧͺ Χ–Χ” Χ¨Χ§ Χ‘Χ©Χ‘Χ™Χœ Χ”Χ”Χ˜Χ‘ΧœΧ”.

Dude. It was so hot, I swear that I'd convert to Christianity for the Baptism.

You can explore hot weather warm reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean hot weather windy city dad jokes. There are also hot weather puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


I hate this hot weather, I have to keep my windows closed because all my neighbour's kids do is scream.

I'm seriously considering giving them back.

I am like the weather...

Hot and nobody wants it

Alabama weather is like family

Really hot and then it screws you over

In Australia, there are only three types of weather:

Too hot, too cold, too wet or a combination.

^(alternate: Total Fire Ban, Totally Flooded and Totally not gonna look outside; mate.)

Have you heard the Mexican weather forecast? Chili today and hot tamale.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the hot weather hotter jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working hot weather freeze faster piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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