Hot Temperature Jokes
5 hot temperature jokes and hilarious hot temperature puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hot temperature that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Hot Temperature Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good hot temperature joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
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My wife's pregnant. She wondered if it's really hot in there for the baby.
I said, "It's likely w**...-temperature."
If brand slogans were honest...
Hallmark: When you care enough to give a card mass-produced by
a corporation.
Ritz crackers: Tiny, edible plates.
CliffsNotes: They're still going to know you didn't read the book.
Gillette: We're just going to keep adding blades.
ChapStick: You'll misplace it before the tube's empty.
Hot Pockets: Every bite is a different temperature.
A concert promoter walks into a bar
A concert promoter walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Now that they are easing the Covid restrictions have you been able to plan any big events?" the bartender asks. "Well, we're planning a Foreigner reunion concert for later this summer. But we're still going to require mandatory temperature checks for everyone that enters the venue," the promoter says. "If you're hot-blooded, they'll check it and see."
I went to a hot spring today. Their water temperature was too low.
It was a tepid experience.
I met a girl who was looking hot and I said to her:
Your temperature is high today,as usual got weird reaction.
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