Hot Teacher Jokes
18 hot teacher jokes and hilarious hot teacher puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hot teacher that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Hot Teacher Short Jokes
Short hot teacher jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hot teacher humour may include short bad teacher jokes also.
- Did I ever tell you guys about the time I made it with my really hot math teacher? couldn't really brag about it at the time 'cause I was home schooled...
- What is faster Hot or cold? Hot because you can catch a cold
(my teacher made this joke, and he isn't on reddit so I felt the impulse to share it) - Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal? Because she was the Headmaster!
My first submitted joke :) - My friend tells me he was homeschooled in first grade I asked if his teacher was hot
He said: why do you think I was only homeschooled in first grade? - 2 Muffins are in a oven One of them says, it's hot in here,
The other one screams ahhh! talking muffin.
I know this is bad but my biology teacher said it and wanted to prove it was a bad joke. - How to find a dumb blonde's IQ Take bra size and divide it by the number of times they say awesome in a sentence.
Stolen from my hot metals teacher. - 14-year-old boy who had s**... with his hot teacher died... ...his friends high-fived him to death.
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Hot Teacher One Liners
Which hot teacher one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hot teacher? I can suggest the ones about high school teacher and school teacher.
- What do you call a hot high school math teacher? Expansion of minors
Howlingly Hilarious Hot Teacher Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about hot teacher you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean old teacher jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hot teacher pranks.
My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
A man walks into a church confession booth ...
"Father, I have a confession to make; I had a t**... with two hot teachers."
"Well my son, we all have our transgressions. I want to you say 10 Hail Mary's".
"Father I can't do that, I'm Jewish !"
"Then why are you telling me this ? "
"Father, I'm telling EVERYBODY"
A teacher, a nurse, and an Army man were in a hot air balloon.
The balloon was too heavy so each of them dropped something off it. The teacher dropped an apple, the nurse dropped her medical bag, and the Army man drops a grenade. After they land, they go for a walk. They come across a little girl who's crying. They ask her what's wrong and she says an apple fell out of the sky and knocked out her new puppy. Later they come across a little boy who is also crying. They ask him what's wrong and he says a bag fell from the sky and knocked out his new kitten. Then they come across a little girl who's laughing really hard. They ask her what's so funny and she says "I f**... and the building behind me blew up!"
A hot student was getting bad grades in science.
His teacher agreed to give him good grades based on his performance in the bedroom.
They go to the teachers house the next week and have a night of passion.
The student completely flunked the tests but got good grades in chemistry and physics.
He asks why those two and not biology as well.
"Well, the chemistry was definitely there and you were so good with the pushing and pulling"
"What about biology?"
"Well let's just say there's a new carbon based being inside of me thanks to you"
Something nice happened to me today.
I'm a huge metal fan in high school. During math class, a beautiful girl sat next to me. She turned me on so much but she didn't notice me though. I tried really hard to impress her and she is hot.
Now the teacher is passing back the last week's test. She looks at me and she starts smiling and playing with her hair. I'm spinning and I can't handle it.
The teacher then trips over me. I broke down and stopped spinning. The beautiful girl then frowns. I looked back at the front of the room while trying hard to keep cool. I have no power.
The teacher plugs me in. I start spinning. I'm a huge metal fan.
Back in high school..
...I was a huge metal fan. In math class, I had an 8/10 girl next to me, she turns me on so much. I always try really hard to impress her, she's so hot. The teacher starts passing back last weeks test, and 8/10 looks at me, smiles, and starts playing with her hair. I can't handle it, I start spinning. The cute girl is completely staring now. I completely break down and stop spinning. She frowns, and I'm trying so hard to keep cool, but I had absolutely no power whatsoever. The teacher turns and plugs me back in, and I start spinning again. I was a metal fan in high school.
My math teacher told me this one today
Two guys were flying over the Sahara Desert in a hot air balloon. They were completely lost, and had no way to find out where to go to get to civilization.
Suddenly, they see a man walking on the ground. Thinking they may be close to some kind of settlement, o**... calls down to the man:
"HEY! WHERE ARE WE?!"
The two in the balloon wait what seems like forever, until finally the man calls back:
"IN THE DESERT!" and the man was then lost from their sight.
"What an idiot," said one man.
"He's not an idiot," said the second man, "He's just a mathematician."
"A mathematician? How could you know that?"
"Three reasons. One, it takes forever for the answer. Second, he's 100% correct, and third, the information he provided was completely useless."
The greatest invention
One day the teacher asked her 2nd grade class what the greatest invention was. Several kids responded with answers like "The light bulb" and "The gas-powered engine".
When it was Little Cedric's turn to answer, he proudly declared "The THERMOS."
The amused teacher asked Little Cedric to explain.
Little Cedric said "The THERMOS is the greatest invention ever because it keeps hot liquids *hot* and it also keeps cold liquids *cold*."
The teacher asked why that qualifies as *the* greatest invention of *all time*.
Little Cedric bellowed "HOW DOES IT *KNOW!?*"
Courtesy of my black high school ethics teacher.
A black man and a white woman are out on a date for the first time. Things are going well and the woman is dying to take the man home. She has never been with a black man before and all of her friends keep telling her how get it is.
She's aggressively flirting with him all night and eventually suggests that they go back to her apartment. He agrees and they grab a cab. By the time they get there, the woman is so hot to trot that she practically shoves him through the front door.
She takes him to her bedroom and then heads into the bathroom to change into s**... l**.... Thinking about the man in the other room and imagining what how big he could be, the woman gets so turned on she can barely stand it. Finally she feels prepared. Burning with desire, she steps out of the bathroom and tells him: "Alright, now show me what you black men are known for!"
So the man grabs her TV and runs out the door.