Hot Spring Jokes
5 hot spring jokes and hilarious hot spring puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hot spring that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What is a good hot spring joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What do you call a guy who falls into a yellowstone hot spring?
Stew.
TIL that dinosaurs used hot springs to take baths
But as time advanced they moved onto meteor showers.
What's the best thing about Icelandic winters?
It's their hot springs.
I went to a hot spring today. Their water temperature was too low.
It was a tepid experience.
There were 4 henchmen: Winter, Summer, Spring, and Autumn.
The boss stood before them.
"Winter," he began. "I need you to stay cool in the face of pressure. Ice in your veins," he said, patting his shoulder.
"Then there's you, Summer," he continued. "If the heat becomes too much for Winter, use that hot temper of yours to make sure the cops remember who they're working for.
"As for you, Spring," he chuckled, "this operation is gonna bring in a lotta *green.* Make sure that it keeps growing."
He turned for the door as Autumn stood up.
"Boss!" he sputtered. "What about me?"
The boss turned back, shaking his head.
"Sorry, son. You're just the Fall guy."
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