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7 hot pot jokes and hilarious hot pot puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hot pot that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Hot Pot Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good hot pot joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

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What do you call it when a Cambodian dictator opens up a restaurant in his Cannabis plantation?

Pol p**...'s p**... Plot Hot p**....

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I was disappointed that my friend chose to bring hot dogs to my fancy p**...-luck dinner party.

But, I suppose he could have bratwurst.

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My grandfather used to tell me this joke

Three British kids are arguing about whose father is superior.

one says "my dad drinksba full cup hot tea in a sip"

then the other says "well my dad drinks it straight out of the p**..."

upon hearing nothing from the third kid they ask "Peter how does your dad drinks tea"

Peter struggling to find something more great says
"well my dad drinks a cup of milk takes a teapack in his mouth and jumps right into the fire"

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Two drunk men are eating out of a crock p**... in the snow.

Neither of the men know what they are eating.
The first man says Wow, this soup makes it feel hot out here!
The second man looks in the p**..., takes a bite, and says No no, I think it's chili.

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What's the difference between Louis c**... and a p**... of water on the stove?

The p**... won't get hot if you watch it.

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An Indian said can eat

An Indian told me that using hands to eat is so much more convenient than knife and forks. Knife and forks impose so much restriction when eating and there is NOTHING that he can't eat with his hands, even soup!
I took him to hot p**....

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First post please be nice

And English man a Chinese man and an Australian man were in a hot air balloon and it started to got down, the English man said quick we need to get rid of stuff we don't need so he throws out a tea p**... and a mug, and says "we have to many of these in our country" the Chinese man throws out some chop sticks and noodles and says "we have to many of these in our country" then the Australian man picks up the Chinese man throws him out and promptly says "we have to many of these in our country"

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