Hot Cocoa Jokes
8 hot cocoa jokes and hilarious hot cocoa puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hot cocoa that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Hot Cocoa Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good hot cocoa joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Old Soviet joke - Children in the USSR
Back in Soviet Russia, little Misha is being read to by his babysitter. She reads: 'In the USSR, kindegardens are filled with wonderful toys.'
Misha listens with bright eyes.
'In the USSR, every child has a brand new bicycle.'
Little Misha opens his eyes even wider.
'In the USSR, every child drinks hot cocoa for breakfast.'
Little Misha starts crying his eyes out, bawling:
'I want to go to the USSR!'
How does the winter solstice keep warm at night? It curls up with a cozy cloud blanket and a cup of hot cocoa.
I was making a mocha in the barn
when I spilled some hot chocolate mix. I used my fingers to turn the mess into a rough picture of my pet rooster.
Shortly thereafter, the rooster himself strolled by, looked at my sketch and made a cocoa doodle too.
What's the difference between depression and drinking hot cocoa on a cold winter night...
One's an internal struggle while the other is an internal snuggle.
I can't go anywhere without my hot chocolate.
I'm cocoa dependent.
A Co pilot enters the cokpit for his first ever flight
He spots a cup of hot chocolate on his seat and asks the pilot what it's there for. The pilot responds:
"That's the cocoa pilot"
I boarded the train yesterday
I asked the conductor for some hot cocoa.
He said, "No."
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed.....
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of hot cocoa in front of him.
He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes away a tear from his eye.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room.... "Why are you down here at this time of night!?"
The husband looks up from his drink, "It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met."
She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.
The husband continues, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating? I was 18 and you were only 15," he said solemnly.
Once again, the wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do" she replies.
The husband pauses....... The words were not coming easily.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"
"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, Either you marry my daughter or I will make sure you spend the next 20 years in prison?"
"I remember that, too" she replied softly...
He sighed as he wiped another tear away from his cheek and said, "I would have gotten out today."
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