Hot Chilli Jokes
5 hot chilli jokes and hilarious hot chilli puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hot chilli that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Cheeky Hot Chilli Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What is a good hot chilli joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What did the farmer say about his hot pepper farm in the mountains?
It's a little chilly.
What is the opposite of hot sauce?
Chilly Sauce
I had a Red Hot Chilli Peppers CD for 4 minutes and 43 seconds
After hearing this one track, I decided to give it away give it away give it away now.
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It's ironic that chili is hot
**and not chilly**
A penguin's car breaks down
So he takes it to the mechanic. The mechanic tells him that its going to be a couple of hours until he can get to it. "Oh man," the penguin replies. "It's too hot here for me, I'm a penguin after all." The mechanic tells him there is a grocery store across the street, maybe he can wait there. So the penguin goes to the grocery store, and crawls into the freezer. "This is great!" The penguin exclaims, "so nice and chilly." He then proceeds to relax, eat some ice cream and take a nap. After a few hours he returns to the mechanic.
"Did you figure out what was wrong with my car?"
"It looks like you blew a seal."
"Oh no, this is just ice cream."
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