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Short hot as jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hot as humour may include short hot stuff jokes also.
- My friends laughed at me when I told them I had a hot date and they said she was imaginary...
Well the jokes on them – they're imaginary too... - I lent my umbrella to a hot girl yesterday.
That takes the number of girls i've made wet this year to -1 - Guys, don't install adblock I did, and now the hot singles in my area don't want to meet me any more.
- 2 monkeys sat on a branch, one says "ooh ooohh aha ha aha!" The other says "careful, that's hot."
- What's the difference between an anti-vaxxer and a hot dog? The hot dog might actually have some brains in it.
- After a long time, I told my hot coworker how I felt. Turns out she felt the same way. So I turned the airconditioning on.
- I'm 27, my BF is 37. Is 10 years too much of an age gap? 'cause his son is 17 and really hot.
- Counterfeit $1 bills reportedly found in circulation Be on the lookout for hot singles in your area.
- There's this hot girl in my college writing class. Her body is a 10, but her intro and conclusion need some work.
- I wanted to join the Yakuza, but I got it mixed it up with Jacuzzi . Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
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Hot As One Liners
Which hot as one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hot as? I can suggest the ones about its hotter than and hot blooded.
- Pro-Tip: If a girl in a hot bikini DMs you about crypto Ignore him.
- What's Icarus' least favorite food? hot wings
- 90 degree is pretty hot for most people, But for mathematicians, it's just right.
- Since I installed adblock, my popularity with hot girls in my area has plummeted
- There are hot dads in your area... And they want to know who touched the thermostat.
- What does garlic do when it gets hot? It takes its cloves off.
- When do Jews go swimming? When it Israeli hot
- I finally understand why everyone loves Gal Gadot She Israeli hot.
- Which runs faster, hot or cold? Hot, Everyone can catch a cold.
- A hot girl texted me "Come over, no one's home" So i went over...
And no one's home - It was so hot today... That I actually saw two fire hydrants fighting over a dog.
- How do you end a prayer to the noodle God? Ramen.
- Life is like a soup Life is like a soup, you only get blown if you're hot.
- Who doesn't like hot wings? Icarus
- Cremation My last chance at a smoking hot body
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What funny jokes about hot as you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hot women jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hot as pranks.
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A man went to China.
He hired a p**... to keep him company during the night, and when things got serious, she kept shouting a word in Chinese.
The next day, the man went to a golf course with a couple of business associates. They had a good afternoon until a person hit a hole in one. Everyone started shouting in excitement, and the man decided to join in, shouting the word he hears last night, thinking it was that of excitement.
Everyone turned to the man in silence. After a full minute of awkward silence, the one who made the shot asked "What do you mean, wrong hole?"
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An Old Couple Sat Down To Eat Breakfast
Wife: Honey, do you know what today is?
Husband: I believe it is our 50th wedding anniversary.
Wife: Thats right. Do you remember what we were doing right now 50 years ago?
Husband: We were sitting at this very table, eating breakfast n**....
Wife: Thats right. Want to do it again?
Husband: Sure.
*both remove clothes and sit back down*
Wife: Honey, my b**... are as hot as they were 50 years ago.
Husband: Yes they are, one is in your coffee and one is in your oatmeal.
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What did the scientist say to his hot assistant?
"There's only gonna be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus."
I just had my first shot.
Going to get my second shot as soon as the waitress gets back.
Two trees are sitting in a forest in the middle of summer
One turns to the other and says 'It's hot as balsa here'
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I'm going to go against the c**... here and say that I am really starting to like Mayweather
It's really starting to Warmup, without getting Overlyhot as it does during Midsummer.
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What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as l**...?
Fire in the hole!
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Masks are HOT!
but not as hot as h**......
Girl are you a turtle?
Because your hot as shell
A police officer shoots a black man..
but is not charged by the Grand jury as the defense claims that it was dark all around making it difficult to see the victim who got shot as the officer missed the target.
The Grand jury does add a cautionary note asking police officers to remove sunglasses during armed confrontations.
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Chung Hoi
A famous American golfer is invited to go to China for a golfing tournament.
From the second he gets there, he is treated like a king.
He is given five-star treatment in a five-star hotel until the day of the tournament.
The night before the tournament, he is sitting in his hotel room watching TV.
A hot Asian girl walks up to his room and he says, "Wow. They must really love me here."
He begins to have s**... with her the whole night. She continues to scream, "Chung Hoi! Chung Hoi!," but he ignores it.
At the tournament, the American golfer gets a hole-in-one and gets really excited.
He starts yelling, "Chung Hoi! Chung Hoi!"
One of the Chinese golfers says, "What do you mean 'WRONG HOLE'?"
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What's twice as hot as 1°C?
2**°C** .
Girlfriend got hot
He asked "how hot is your girlfriend"
Me "as hot as Miami"
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[nsfw] A man goes to the pharmacy
He asks to buy a c**..., He tells the pharmacist "well, I am going to my new girlfriends place for dinner tonight, I need a c**... for s**... time with my girlfriend". He buys the c**... and walks out of the store. A few seconds later, He comes back and says "well, actually, my girlfriends sister is pretty hot, maybe I should have one more c**...". He buys the c**... and leaves the store, but on the way out, He turns around and says "now I think about it, her mom is pretty hot as well, let me get one last c**...". He buys the c**... and then leaves the store.
Later that day, at his girlfriends place, they sit at the table, the whole family, (the man, the girlfriend, her Sister, her mom and her dad). The man is sitting in praying position with his hands folded in front of his face, looking down at the table. His girlfriend then whispers to him "I didn't know you were religious", the man answers "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist"
Why does the Earth orbit around the sun.
Who wouldn't want to be around something as hot as that?
