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- I got to a party and the host said, Make yourself at home , so I got comfortable. Turns out English was not his first language, and he was asking me to leave.
- I attended a meet called "How Stop Taking Things Literally". "What brings you here?" asked the host on my first day.
I said, "My legs." - I went to a Halloween party dressed as a harp The host asked me: What are you?
Me: Oh, I'm dressed as a harp.
Host: Your costume is too short to be a harp
Me: Are you calling me a lyre? - Levar Burton cannot replace Mayim Bialik as the host of the show... Because Captain Picard would never willingly put a member of his crew in Jeopardy.
- Congratulations to Ukraine to winning the Eurovision Song Contest. Can't wait for Russia to host it next year.
- A contestant made a meringue on Australian Masterchef and the crowd started clapping and cheering. The host said, "This is very unusual for an Australian audience. They normally Boo meringues!!"
- Why doesn't Mexico host the Olympic games? All the good runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in the US.
- Comedian Lee Nelson threw money at Sepp Blatter at a FIFA conference as a protest. It backfired as he now has to host the 2026 World Cup in his back garden.
- What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea? Thanks, it's my special tea.
- My son's team won the soccer tournament, so the goalkeeper invited the two of us for a party afterwards. It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
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- Why can't a fish be a radio host? Because if he goes on air, he'll die.
- I hosted a huge event for gingers last week Sadly not a single soul showed up.
- Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea? Jimmy Kim-il
- I hosted an Erectile Dysfunction Anonymous meeting Nobody came
- My Uncle John is hosting a gender reveal party Sorry, I mean my Aunt Jane.
- A man was late to a cannibal party the host gave him a cold shoulder.
- Theresa May to host new game show! Neither Deal Nor No Deal
- What's the name of the cuban cooking show host? Fidel Gastro
- What do you call it when Edgar Allen Poe hosts an indoor strobe party? A Rave-in
- Why didn't Stephen hawking host a talk show? because he can't do stand-up comedy
- i hosted a party for snails that don't have shells it was a slugfest
- Heard at a wake "Here's a toast to the host, who is , at most, a ghost ".
- What do partygoers and parasites have in common? They use the host for food.^^^sorry
- What do you call a warship that hosts greek weddings? A dishtroyer.
- Why Is The Letter G Scary? It Turns A Host Into A Ghost!
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I hosted an o**... for the socially anxious.
Nobody came.
I hosted the worst possible o**....
Nobody came.
I hosted a sad o**... the other night...
Nobody came.
I hosted my very first o**... last night and it was a total disaster
Nobody came.
I went to a concert hosted by the Dyslexics Support Group.
q**... Latina was the headliner and they put on a h**... of a show.
The o**... I hosted last night was a real letdown.
Nobody came.
So 4chan hosted its very first live meetup this week...
I just don't know why they chose Charlottesville as the location.
I came across a podcast the other day hosted by a guy who dresses like a nun.
It's called "Transistor Radio".
I've hosted an b**... party for my girlfriend
You should've seen her face
I hosted a silent disco party in my apartment
I got a complaint from the mime next door.
Why should they have hosted the World Cup in a different country this year?
.... because a brazillian things could go wrong
There was a seventies and scones music festival being hosted in South West England but organisers had a problem.
They couldn't decide whether to put The Jam or Cream on first.
A group of celebrities are at a party hosted by Michael J Fox
The night is a huge success and everyone is enjoying themselves. Michael's working the bar when he's approached by Daniel Craig
Daniel Craig: Martini. shaken not stirred
Michael J Fox: *Looks up* There's a difference?
A friend of mine hosted a party to help him get over his girl friend dumping him.
Three of us showed up. I brought a deck of cards,and suggested we play a game.
He refused, saying we needed to wait for atleast one more person to show up.
No wonder his girlfriend dumped him. He hated four play.
I hosted a party for men with erectile dysfunction
It was lame. Nobody came.
I hosted an erectile disfunction dinner....
I hosted an erectile disfunction dinner but it was a flop. Nobody came.
I hosted a debate between "Safe Space" advocates and critics
The safe space advocates didn't show up and called for my resignation.
What happens during a party hosted by the Dark Side?
Everyone gets Sithy!
The Notorious B.I.G. once hosted a house party featuring a giant fortune teller
It was a large medium at Small's.
My neighbour hosted a party and the theme was The Matrix. My girlfriend got home when it was finished and said it was rubbish.
Looks like I dodged a bullet with that one.
If two teams of football players hosted a game at a beach..
Would it be a Jersey Shore?
Hosted a mass debate party last night.
I was the only one who came.
What is the name of the new game show hosted by Katt Williams?
Are You Stronger Than A 7th Grader?
I hosted an Undertale o**...
But nobody came...
This guy with OCD hosted a massive house party.
Things didn't get pretty messy.
This year's Comic-Con will be hosted in Hawaii
in the hopes that sacrificing a few virgins will appease the angry volcano god.
I hosted a seminar for multiple personality,
It took me hours to make all the name tags.
What's the best part about parties hosted by Brazilian Olympic fans?
Free boos.
I changed therapists after my last one hosted a buffet party.
He came up to me and said, "Help yourself."
The BBC have a new cooking show, hosted by women who have been victims of domestic violence.
It's called "Can't Cook? Right Hook!"
