Hospitalise Jokes
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Just got hospitalised due to a peekaboo accident
They put me in the ICU
John Travolta Coronavirus joke
As see on the CNN John Travolta was hospitalised for a suspected Coronavirus. But doctors soon realised that it was only a Saturday Night Fever and he will be Staying Alive.
Last night John Travolta was hospitalised for a suspected case of Covid-19
But his doctors have now confirmed it was only Saturday night fever and they assure everyone that he's staying alive.
Apparently he had chills that were multiplying.
A gigantic gas e**... in a coal mine in the next town killed thirty workers and hospitalised two hundred. But I refused to give to the support charity.
After all, it was only *miner* injuries.
A group of people were hospitalised after a calculus midterm.
The cops said they were drinking and deriving.
Did you hear about the guy who was hospitalised for swallowing a horse?
Doctors have described his condition as stable.
A man was hospitalised for 3 weeks.
He fell in love with the young pretty nurse.
He sent her a note: "You have stolen my heart".
The Young Nurse in panic responded: No Sir, We have stolen your kidney, haven't touched your heart.
D was hospitalised and the alphabet wanted to send two letters on behalf of all the letters to visit D.
It was finally decided that ABCD
An Indian man was recently hospitalised after inhaling too many spices...
He spent a month in a korma.
Mrs Claus hospitalised with severe cramps.
Heavy Christmas period to blame.
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