Hospital Humor Jokes
6 hospital humor jokes and hilarious hospital humor puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hospital humor that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Hospital Humor Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good hospital humor joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
The Entertainment
A charitable man decided to visit a sick ward at a hospital to cheer up the patients. He took along a keyboard and played humorous songs and told jokes at many a bedside. After finishing his final performance for an old man he said, "I hope you get better." The old man smiled vaguely at the performer and replied, "I hope you do too."
A dark sense of humor is like a hospital.
Lots of sickness and occasionally dead babies.
My sense of humor is my best weapon...
... and that's why I always end up in the hospital.
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
This is a traditional joke from my culture. Warning, the humor is a bit different than you're used to
Two men are having dinner. One man orders an uncooked fish, and the other man orders uncooked steak. Both are skeptical of the other's raw food. The fish man then orders a Martini, and the steak man orders pure alcohol. The fish man tells the other man not to drink it. The steak man c**... the alcohol. A few hours later, the steak man is at the hospital. The fish man visits. The fish man tells him that he once pulled a charger out of the wall. The steak man dies.
Astrology joke
I've got a cousin who was born with a rare condition that renders him speechless, deaf, blind, immobile, and unable to talk. He mostly lies in bed in a hospital, and we feed him through tubes. But underneath all that, you can totally tell he's got that typical wacky Capricorn sense of humor.
"Excuse me, how do I get to the hospital quickly?"
"Just stand in the middle of the road for a while."
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