Hospital Food Jokes
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A joke told to me by a doctor in a hospital elevator
What are the three rules of proctology?
>!1) Don't shake hands!<
>!2) No finger foods!<
>!3) Don't pick your nose!<
How do you know when a British person is demonstrating great hospitality?
You visit their house and they don't offer you their food.
A woman goes to hospital
Woman: Doctor, how can I lose weight?
Doc: All you have to do is to move your head from left to right and then from right to left
Woman: How often?
Doc: Every single time they offer you food
My friend has a job where he fixes lights
and the other week he was in an Indian restaraunt fixing some, and they were using these huge cauldrons to cook their food.
As he was attaching one of the lights he fell into one of thsee "cauldrons" and he was extremely injured, terribly unlucky.
Today I rang the hospital to see how he is doing and then said its not going good. He's in a corma.
This is a traditional joke from my culture. Warning, the humor is a bit different than you're used to
Two men are having dinner. One man orders an uncooked fish, and the other man orders uncooked steak. Both are skeptical of the other's raw food. The fish man then orders a Martini, and the steak man orders pure alcohol. The fish man tells the other man not to drink it. The steak man c**... the alcohol. A few hours later, the steak man is at the hospital. The fish man visits. The fish man tells him that he once pulled a charger out of the wall. The steak man dies.
What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?
Donor Kebab
I took my wife's family out for biscuits and tea.
They weren't very happy about having to donate blood though.
What's the only type of food hospitals stock?
Vegetables
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