Hos Jokes

Funniest Hos Short Jokes

Short hos jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hos humour may include short clause jokes also.

1. Why did Mrs. Claus finally leave Santa after all these years? She found out about his other two hos.
2. Q: What is the difference between tiger woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
3. My brother pulled this one about his promiscuous dad today What's the difference between dad and Santa Claus?
   Santa Claus stops after 3 hos.
4. Why is Santa so jolly this time if year? He's got the naughty list and always chooses the three best hos!

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Hos One Liners

Which hos one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hos? I can suggest the ones about elves and nah.

1. Just charged my new iPhone. Let's see hos much time it h
2. What is the Kingsman policy on workplace relationships? Brogues before Hos
3. I'm working on a gangsa Christmas song My working title is "Santa and His Three Hos"
4. Where do injured bees go for treatment? The Hos-petal
5. What is the job of a gentleman p**...? To Tally-hos!
6. What do you call a w**...'s laughter? h**... hos
7. My ex-girlfriend is just like hydrogen monoxide They are both unstable HOs.
8. Why was Snoop Dogg so exhausted after Christmas? Because of all the h**... h**... hos.
9. Why is there no black santa. He got fired for calling female elves hos.
10. Why is Santa always so jolly? He works with naughty hos.
11. How did Santa put out a fire? He used the h**... h**... hos.
12. Why does Santa have three girlfriends? He loves them h**... h**... Hos!
13. Why does santa say h**... h**... h**...? Because three hos are better than one!
14. I gave you a pack of h**...-Hos Now I have Santa's signature catchphrase.
    (h**... h**... h**...)
15. I think Santa is a p**... all he talks about are Hos.

The Funniest Hos Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What funny jokes about hos you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean monoxide jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hos pranks.