The Best 4 Horton Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Horton jokes. There are some horton thump jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these horton clunk puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Horton Jokes and Puns

What do you call a childrens book aimed at synaesthetes?

Horton hears a hue.

Horton must be a first base coach...

Since he hears a who.

Horton hears a hoo...

More like Hitler hears a Jew

I saw the middle eastern version of "Horton Hears a Who" the other day

It was called "Achmed Hears a Boom"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the horton noise jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working horton rustle piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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