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Horticulture Jokes

8 horticulture jokes and hilarious horticulture puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about horticulture that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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An English test question asked us to use the word "horticulture" in a sentence.

I wrote, "You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think."

Teacher: Jimmy, can you please use the word horticulture in a sentence?

Teacher: Jimmy, can you please use the world horticulture in a sentence?
Jimmy: Sure. You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.

If you're looking for a job, get trained in horticulture

It's a growing industry

In my Horticulture class we were supposed to grow cucumbers, but I didn't pay attention to the lessons.

You could say I was in a pickle.

What is similar about studying farming and taking "yo mama" to the opera?

One is taking horticulture....

You can lead a horticulture

...but you can't make her think

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Little Johnny, please use the word "horticulture" in a sentence.

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think!

Bonsai trees are

horticultural appropriation.

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