Horseshoe Jokes
22 horseshoe jokes and hilarious horseshoe puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about horseshoe that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for some laughs? Check out this article for a selection of hilarious horseshoe jokes! From horseshoe pitching jokes to jokes about horseshoe crabs, racehorses, and fuzzy horses, you're sure to find something to make you chuckle. Read on for a good time!
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Funniest Horseshoe Short Jokes
Short horseshoe jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The horseshoe humour may include short horse track jokes also.
- What does it mean if you find a horseshoe? Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
- What's Ed Sheeran's favorite Lucky Charms? The Rainbow and Horseshoe. He's in love with the shape of U.
- Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
- What you get when you cross an umbrella with a horseshoe? The basis for a really dumb joke.
- A man tries for a job as a blacksmith "Do you have any experience in horseshoeing?"
"No, but I once told a donkey to f**k off."
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Horseshoe One Liners
Which horseshoe one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with horseshoe? I can suggest the ones about heel shoes and racehorse.
- Horseshoes look more like sandals than shoes... They should be called Clip Clops.
- What's the sluttiest kind of shoe? A horseshoe.
- How do you make a horseshoe? You tell her to go away.
- For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
- c**... is the game Cause Bubba aint allowed to throw horseshoes no more.
- What do you call a handful of toilet seats? r**... horseshoes
Comical Horseshoe Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about horseshoe you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean horse race jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make horseshoe pranks.
The old Man's Pond
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim n**... or make you get out of the pond n**....'
Holding the bucket up he said,
'I'm here to feed the alligator...'
An elderly man in Saskatchewan.
An elderly man in Saskatchewan had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim n**..., or make you get out of the pond n**...." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Niels Bohr (true story)
a true story (supposedly)
A man goes to visit Niels Bohr, and sees a horseshoe hanging over Bohr's door (a scandinavian superstition).
The man says, "But Niels, you are a scientist! Surely you do not believe in this superstition?"
Niels replies, "Of course I don't believe in it!"
The man is confused. "Why do you have it if you don't believe in it?"
Bohr replies, "It is supposed to work, even if you don't believe in it!"
While I was walking down the street I saw someone pushing a shopping trolley
The shopping trolley was fully of horseshoes, four leaf clovers and rabbits feet. I asked them what they were doing. They told me they were pushing their luck.
An elderly man in Florida . . .
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice picnic tables, horseshoe
courts, and some orange and grapefruit trees.
The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond to look it
over, as he hadn't been there for a while.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim n**... or make you get out of the pond n**...."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligators."
