Horseshit Jokes
6 horseshit jokes and hilarious horseshit puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about horseshit that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comical & Quirky Horseshit Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
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Two women meet over a coffee.
"Ah, Marie, I haven't seen you in years, what's going on in your life?"
"I have met a charming and well-off young man half my age."
"Majestic."
"Indeed. He took me to Paris, we dined in the finest restaurant, bought paintings from the vernissage!"
"Majestic!"
"Once we marry, he insists that I retire to our moderately sized European house, free to pursue my leisure activities."
"Definitely majestic!"
"But enough about me. Tell me about yourself, Annette. What are you up to lately?"
"I signed for an etiquette class. We've already learned to say 'majestic' instead of 'fucking h**...'"
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What do you call a pie that's full of h**...?
Ajit Pai
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The doctor told me that my friend is in stable condition.
The room is filthy and there's h**... everywhere.
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Salesman's promise
A salesman knocked at the door and a woman answers. The salesman barges in and scatters fresh h**... all around the living room floor and the carpet.
The woman is shocked and her kids are amused.
The salesman confidently says, Do not worry. I am selling this brand new extra power vacuum cleaner. If it cannot clean up all this s**... in 15 mins, I will eat it all myself.
The woman smiles and says, Very well, so would you like some ketchup or salt with it, because the power is out since morning.. .
(An oldie but I am shopping for vacuum cleaners and this joke has been popping up in my mind.)
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I used to be addicted to rolling around in horse-s**...
I've been clean for almost two years now.
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TIL that the word b**... got its meaning because people who got caught lying in court were punished by having to eat cow manure, or horse manure, hence h**....
Not really.
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