Horseman Jokes
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Leaving for the Crusades...
*Heard this a long time ago. Just found it again...*
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.
One knight told his best friend, "My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world.
It would be a terrible waste if no man could have her. Therefore, as my best and most trusted friend, I am
leaving you the key to her chastity belt to use should I not return from the Crusade."
The company of knights were only a mile or so out of town when they noticed a cloud of dust approaching.
Thinking it might be an important message from the town the column halted.
A horseman approached. It was the knight's best friend yelling, "Hey, you gave me the wrong key!"
What's The Headless Horseman's Favorite Drink?
Decappuccino
What did The headless horseman say before leaving the party?
I'll beheading off then
Which Halloween costume has the hardest time getting to third base?
The Headless horseman
Why did the horseman Pestilence, take his horse to the vet?
Because it was disease ridden.
Side note: I tried posting this awhile back and worded it badly, its original though i made it up while watching Supernatural.
What is the difference between a dead body and an Easter egg?
One is buried in a casket while the other is carried in a basket
P.s Got it from BoJack Horseman
Why did the headless horseman go into business?
He wanted to get ahead in life.
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