Horsedrawn Jokes
8 horsedrawn jokes and hilarious horsedrawn puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about horsedrawn that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Yesterday I saw a horse-drawn carriage
The proportions were a bit off but the shading and linework were quite remarkable.
That has got to be the worst painting of a wagon I have ever seen
"It's a horse-drawn carriage", replied the artist.
Okay let's try this again. Here's a GREAT joke about a carriage that I heard a while back.
Yesterday I saw a horse-drawn carriage. The proportions were a bit off but the shading and linework were quite remarkable.
Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?
'Cause horses are rubbish at drawing
What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?
A mis-carriage
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The queen on a carriage with the German president
The German president, Mr. Gauk was visiting the queen. He gets the honor of a nice ride in a horse-drawn carriage. Suddenly, one horse releases a gigantic f**.... The queen looks embarrassed and sais "oh, I'm sorry". Gauk: "No problem. I thought it was the horse anyway."
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Dating in the old days
Back when my Grandpa was courtin' (dating) my Grandma in the rural mountains of North Carolina he picked her up for their first date in his horse-drawn buggy. As they were traveling down the bumpy dirt roads his bowels began to rumble and he was struggling to keep from breaking wind. About halfway to his parent's house a storm started to blow in so he decided the next time he saw lightning he would time it and let it rip during the thunder. This worked perfectly and Grandma never knew. Soon he felt the urge again and he waited for the lightning and timed it perfectly. Wanting to make casual conversation he said to Grandma, We had better hurry, that one sounded close . Grandma said Yes, it smells like it struck a s**... .
Cowboys and Indian.
One day two cowboys are riding down a road when they saw a Native man with his ear to the road.
These Indians are amazing. Said one cowboy. They can hear things from miles away.
As they rode closer they heard the man began to speak. Horse-drawn carriage pulled by two horses, one black and one white. It is driven by a man. His wife is beside him and a son and daughter are in the back.
That's incredible! How did you know all of that?
They ran over me two hours ago.
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