Horsedrawn Jokes
9 horsedrawn jokes and hilarious horsedrawn puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about horsedrawn that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Yesterday I saw a horse-drawn carriage
The proportions were a bit off but the shading and linework were quite remarkable.
That has got to be the worst painting of a wagon I have ever seen
"It's a horse-drawn carriage", replied the artist.
Boris Johnson and the Queen are riding in the horse-drawn Royal carriage along the Royal Mile...
Suddenly, the horse lets out a long, godalmighty f**..., the kind that sounds like it could s**... paint.
The Queen, embarrassed, leans to Boris and says "I'm sorry about that".
And Boris replies "That's quite alright, ma'am, I thought it was the horse."
The pope goes to meet the Queen of England...
They are parading in the streets of London in a horse-drawn carriage. Suddenly on of the horses let's out a big f**....
Queen: So sorry...
Pope: Oh! If you hadn't mentioned it, I would have thought it was the horse.
Okay let's try this again. Here's a GREAT joke about a carriage that I heard a while back.
Yesterday I saw a horse-drawn carriage. The proportions were a bit off but the shading and linework were quite remarkable.
Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?
'Cause horses are rubbish at drawing
What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?
A mis-carriage
The queen on a carriage with the German president
The German president, Mr. Gauk was visiting the queen. He gets the honor of a nice ride in a horse-drawn carriage. Suddenly, one horse releases a gigantic f**.... The queen looks embarrassed and sais "oh, I'm sorry". Gauk: "No problem. I thought it was the horse anyway."
Dating in the old days
Back when my Grandpa was courtin' (dating) my Grandma in the rural mountains of North Carolina he picked her up for their first date in his horse-drawn buggy. As they were traveling down the bumpy dirt roads his bowels began to rumble and he was struggling to keep from breaking wind. About halfway to his parent's house a storm started to blow in so he decided the next time he saw lightning he would time it and let it rip during the thunder. This worked perfectly and Grandma never knew. Soon he felt the urge again and he waited for the lightning and timed it perfectly. Wanting to make casual conversation he said to Grandma, We had better hurry, that one sounded close . Grandma said Yes, it smells like it struck a s**... .
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