Horseback Riding Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Horseback Riding jokes. There are some horseback riding rider jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these horseback riding little red riding hood puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Heartwarming Horseback Riding Jokes that Make You Laugh

During the crusades a man entrusts his friend with the key to his daughter's chastity belt when he is away...

The man entrusted with the key replies with 'Ah yes sir you can count on me'

The father rides onwards and 30 minutes on into his journey his friend speeds to his company on horseback, and shouts at him 'Sir! You left the wrong key!'

Recreational tampons...

Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while in the joint. On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?" The second convict pulled out a box of paints and said that was going to paint anything he could. Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?" The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire..." The third convict was sitting quietly aside when the other two took notice of him and asked, "What did you bring?" The guy pulled out a box of tampons, smiled. and said, "I brought these." The other two were puzzled and asked, "Why did you bring those things?" He grinned and pointed to the box and said;
"Well according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating...."

If you and jack were horseback riding

Would you help jack off the horse?

Horseback riding gone wrong

Last weekend my daughters and I were going to the grocery store but on the way I spotted a chance to go horseback riding and couldn't pass it up. So I got on the horse and immediately it started trying to buck me off. I'm desperately yelling for help and flailing around but all the people passing by just looked at me funny while even my kids just looked away. I'm scared and I'm hitting the ground and just when I was thinking that I might die this gentleman wearing a Walmart vest stopped pushing carts, unplugged the horse, and saved my life

I went horseback riding and nearly died

It was a night mare

What do you call Vladimir Putin after a horseback ride on a sunny day?

Russian dressing

What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Nancy Grace going horseback riding?

One's a hunt on a course...


Horseback Riding joke, What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Nancy Grace going horseback riding?

Oh, Ed!

They should come up with something like Uber, but with horseback riding… Maybe call it Wilbur?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the horseback riding equestrian puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working horseback riding horse riding piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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