Horseback Riding Jokes
17 horseback riding jokes and hilarious horseback riding puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about horseback riding that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Horseback Riding Short Jokes
Short horseback riding jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The horseback riding humour may include short horseback jokes also.
- What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Nancy Grace going horseback riding? One's a hunt on a course...
Cr - Oh, Ed! They should come up with something like Uber, but with horseback riding… Maybe call it Wilbur?
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Horseback Riding One Liners
Which horseback riding one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with horseback riding? I can suggest the ones about horse riding and riding horseback.
- I went horseback riding and nearly died It was a night mare
- What do you call Vladimir Putin after a horseback ride on a sunny day? Russian dressing
- If you and jack were horseback riding Would you help j**... the horse?
Heartwarming Horseback Riding Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about horseback riding you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean horse jumping jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make horseback riding pranks.
Two young boys go to a store
They have $6 between them and want a cool toy. After shopping around they come up to the register with a box of tampons. The clerk asks "Why?" One little boy replies "It says on the box you can go swimming, horse-back riding, play tennis, and other activities!! We just need to figure out how they work."
During the crusades a man entrusts his friend with the key to his daughter's chastity belt when he is away...
The man entrusted with the key replies with 'Ah yes sir you can count on me'
The father rides onwards and 30 minutes on into his journey his friend speeds to his company on horseback, and shouts at him 'Sir! You left the wrong key!'
Recreational tampons...
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while in the joint. On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?" The second convict pulled out a box of paints and said that was going to paint anything he could. Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?" The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire..." The third convict was sitting quietly aside when the other two took notice of him and asked, "What did you bring?" The guy pulled out a box of tampons, smiled. and said, "I brought these." The other two were puzzled and asked, "Why did you bring those things?" He grinned and pointed to the box and said;
"Well according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating...."
Horseback riding gone wrong
Last weekend my daughters and I were going to the grocery store but on the way I spotted a chance to go horseback riding and couldn't pass it up. So I got on the horse and immediately it started trying to buck me off. I'm desperately yelling for help and flailing around but all the people passing by just looked at me funny while even my kids just looked away. I'm scared and I'm hitting the ground and just when I was thinking that I might die this gentleman wearing a Walmart vest stopped pushing carts, unplugged the horse, and saved my life
New inmates are lined up to go into prison
Guard in front yells "Everyone have your personal effects out for inspection! You ate allowed ONLY ONE item!"
Towards the back of the line a new inmate asks the guy in front of him, "Hey buddy....what you bringing in?"
The reply was "pastels and chalk. Gonna teach myself how to draw. You?"
Inmate 1 says "a harmonica. May as well learn to play it while I got the time".
The man behind them says "Man y'all are dumb. Look what *I* got. He shows them his new unopened box of tampons.
They ask "Why the actual h**... are you bringing tampons into prison?"
He says "Look right here! The box says with these I can go horseback riding, go swimming, play tennis..."
Two friends go to Vegas
But lost their wallets, between them they now only have $8.00.
The first friend says give me the money, I have a great idea
He goes into Walgreens and comes out with a bag
Second friend grabs it and looks inside and sees a box of tampons. He says that's great, you waste our last $8.00 on a box of tampons? What are we going to do now?
First friend says you got it all wrong! We're going to have a great time, look says right here on the box, we can go skydiving, horseback riding, skiing,rock climbing, we can do anything with these things!
Three boys were sitting around, talking about stuff they wanted.
The first boy said, "man, I really want a gaming system. I would love to be able to sit around and play video games all the time."
The second boy said, "That would be great, but I want a new bike. I could get to anywhere in town if I had a new bike."
The third boy said, "I really want some tampons."
The other two boys looked at each other, shrugged and asked the third boy, "what's a t**...?"
The third boy said, "I don't know, but I saw a commercial for them the other day, and it said if you have tampons you can go swimming, go horseback riding...."
3 boys find a 5 dollar bill on the sidewalk
3 boys find a 5 dollar bill on the sidewalk and try to decide how to spend it.
The first boy says "we should go buy a comic book". The other 2 decide against it, realizing that once they've read it, they'll have nothing left.
The second boy says "we should go buy candy". The other 2 decide against it, realizing that much candy will give them upset stomachs.
The 3rd boy says "I know! We can buy a box of tampons! According to the commercials, with it we can go horseback riding, swimming, biking, jogging..."
Blonde Near Death Experience
A blonde named Anna had a near death experience the other day when she went horseback riding.
Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. She tried with all her might to hang on, but was thrown off. Just when things could not possibly get worse, her foot got caught in the stirrup. When this happened, she fell head first to the ground. Her head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down.
Just as she was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Wal-Mart manager happened to walk by and unplug it.
