Horse Tip Jokes
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I Recently Got a Job Circumsizing Horses...
The pay isn't good but the tips are huge.
I was in the betting shop
and my friend told me to put all my money on a horse named 'Landfill'. Turns out it was a rubbish tip.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, Why the long face?
I was born into servitude, and when I die, my feet will be turned into glue, replied the horse.
The bartender realized he would not be getting a tip.
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My t**... has been sore ever since I ate that tin of beef.
I think it felt a little horse. Thank you. Tip your waitress.
Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette?
He didn't have enough money tabaccer!
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