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  1. Horse walks into a bar, bartender asks why the long face? Horse replies, The bank denied my home loan because I don't have stable income.
  2. 100 years ago everyone had a horse and only the rich had cars. Nowadays everyone has a car and only the rich have horses Oh how the stables have turned
  3. A friend of mine has been rushed to hospital, after eating a horse-burger. Apparently he is now in a stable condition.
  4. Where's the best place for a horse to grow up? In a stable environment.
    Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.
  5. If we want Congress to agree we should just replace the people with horses Sure the neighs would carry every vote. But hay, at least the housing market would be stable.
    I'll show myself out
  6. A toddler was recently hospitalized after swallowing several plastic horses Doctors now describe his condition as stable.
  7. 100 years ago everybody rode horses around, and only the wealthy could afford cars Today everybody drives cars, and only the wealthy can afford horses
    Oh how the stables have turned
  8. Why do horses have such a low divorce rate? Because they're all in *stable* relationships!
  9. 100 years ago everyone owned horses And only the rich owned cars
    Now everyone has a car,and only the rich own horses
    The stables have turned
  10. Did you hear about the man who worked with horses his whole life? He had a stable job.
    I guess uh.. I'll just leave

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Horse Stable One Liners

Which horse stable one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with horse stable? I can suggest the ones about horse neigh and horse track.

  1. What's a horse's primary concern when voting? A stable economy.
  2. What's a horse's number one priority when voting? The stable economy!
  3. People say horse girls are crazy… …but I've always found them rather stable.
  4. Working with horses is hard but it's stable work.
  5. My horse will only come out of its stable when it gets dark It's becoming a night mare.
  6. Horse trainers have stable jobs.
  7. Do your horses smoke? No.
    Well, then I think your stable is burning.
  8. I divorced my wife and bought a horse... I'm finally in a stable relationship.
  9. What do you call a horse that's thinking of home? Mentally in-stable.
  10. A bartender walks into a stable The horse says "Why the wrong place?"
  11. My uncle was kicked by a horse the other day He's in stable condition.
  12. What do you call a horse with good mental health? Stable
  13. What's a horse's top priority when voting? A stable economy.
  14. Why don't horses use the internet? They can't find stable connections.
  15. What do you call it when two horses date? A stable relationship

Horse Stable Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about horse stable you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean horse jumping jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make horse stable pranks.

What's a horse's favorite sport? Stable Tennis.

Why was the horse so happy? Because he lived in a stable environment.

Did you hear about the guy who was hospitalised for swallowing a horse?

Doctors have described his condition as stable.

Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

I'll never have a stable job

I don't really enjoy working with horses

I had to take my horse to get surgery last week.

The doctor told me he's in stable condition.

My internet connection on my farm was be terrible until I moved the router in the horse barn.

Now I have stable WiFi.

Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

A politician is trying to get a horse's vote.

So he promises the horse a stable economy.
But it wasn't good enough so the horse said nay.
So the politician promises the horse that he won't bale out the banks anymore.
The horse still said nay.
"What more do you want from me" said the politician
and horse said "I don't know how to end a joke"

Why is there never domestic disputes at a horses house?

Because they are the most stable.

I don't think I will ever find a stable job...

Because quite honestly I'm very uncomfortable around horses

Did you hear about the the horse that got shot?

He's in stable condition.

Studies have shown horses exposed to m**... are less stable and unsafe to ride.

So get off your high horse.

Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

Horses make the best companions

Because they have stable relationships.

Why did the horse have nowhere to sleep?

He just got out of a stable relationship.

The loan officer approved my plan to go forward and take out a mortgage for the horse farm I've been looking at.

He called it a stable investment.

So I was in the emergency room

and while I was waiting for the doctor to come back I overheard a couple nurses at the nurses' station discussing another ER patient's case.
Apparently this dude had come in complaining of r**... pain. They took an X-Ray and found at least 8 toy horses in his colon. It sounded serious, but they described his condition as stable.

What does a delinquent horse want?

A stable home

A man was admitted to the hospital with eight plastic horses in his stomach

His condition is now stable

Recent research shows that horses tend to have much better mental health than other farm animals

Due to their stable environment

A women said I was hung like a horse.

I will be tonight, when I kill myself in a stable.

I was thinking of taking a new job where I'll care for horses all day. It's not a high paying job,

but it is a stable one.

If in an earthquake, take shelter with a horse...

Their houses are always stable

Did you know that horses are monogamous?

They prefer stable relationships.

What is a horse politician most important issue?

A stable economy
(Incert sitcom laugh track)

(dirty dad joke) Why did the man have s**... with horses?

He wanted a stable relationship.

When someone is telling you to hold your horses,

They're telling you to be stable.

Back in the day...

Back in the day, everyone had a horse and only rich people owned cars. Now everyone owns a car and only the rich own horses. I guess you could say, the stables have turned

I know a lot about horses

I'm a stable genius.

Did you hear about the horse that could read and write?

He was a stable genius.

TIL Donald Trump personally built the barn for his daughters horses, and apparently he did a better job than most professional barn raisers do.

Guess you could say that makes him a stable Genius.

It took me 25 years to find out that when someone asks you to "hold your horses"...

they're asking you to be stable.

Earlier today, a man was admitted to hospital due to 8 plastic horses found in his stomach

His condition is now stable.

I've heard most horses are happy

Because they have a stable home life.

What do you call a group of horse stables?

A NEIGH-borhood

I had s**... with a horse.

You could say I'm in a stable relationship.

I tell people to hold their horses before jumping to conclusions.

I just want them to have stable lives.

It's sad when horses get divorced

I guess their kids won't have a *stable* household.

My wife is an equestrian and she uses the money she earns to pay for me to go to University and study Philosophy. One night she asked me to help out around the stable and I told her I would but only after I finished my readings.

She accused me of putting Descartes before the horse.

I only date people who love horses

They tend to be a more stable relationship

You know what they say about horse surgeons...

They have stable hands.

What's a horse's house called? A stable. What is a group of stables called?

A *neigh*bourhood

I quit my stable job yesterday coz..

I'm allergic to horses

My wife had a fight with me because I'm "obsessed with horses"...

At the end of the day, I'm the one that puts the food on the stable.

Earlier the Rich had cars and the poor had horses. Now the Poor have cars and the Rich breed horses

Oh how the stables have turned

Why do horses never divorce?

Because they have **stable** relationships.
_Badum-tsst_

A man was just admitted to our local hospital after 5 horses were found in his stomach.

Don't worry, his condition is stable.

Did you hear about the guy who was hospitalized for swallowing 5 horse figurines?

His condition was stable.

100 years ago, most people had horses but only the rich had cars. Now, most people have cars but only the rich have horses

The stables have turned

My stable broke because I rushed when I was building it.

Guess I should hold my horses.

Why are a bunch of horses being sold better than the Greeks?

At least they have a stable economy.

Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.

Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.

What do you call a rich horse?

Stable.
(I know this one is old but it makes me laugh every time)

I've been dating a horse girl for three years now

It's been a stable relationship

My farmer friend claims one of his horses can do math using its hooves.

It is a stable genius.

Just been admitted to hospital after accidentally sitting on 2 of my son's plastic toy horses.

Doctors say I'm stable.

Where does a horse go when he gets a little too tipsy?

The stable.

A man was hospitalized for having six plastic horses shoved up his a**....

The doctors said that his condition was stable.

A man was enjoying his burger when someone broke the news to him that it was made out of 'Horse Meat'. Suddenly he went into a fit and started choking. Two hours upon rushing him to the hospital........

.......His condition is now known to be 'Stable'

A man was rushed to hospital with 6 toy horses stuck up his a**......

The doctors describe his condition as stable.

BREAKING NEWS: A man was presented into the ER after shoving 6 plastic horses up his a**......

Doctors say that his condition is stable.

A friend of mine once ate a couple of toy horses.

The doctor said not to worry, his condition is stable now.

My Horse tested positive for CV-19

He's in a Stable condition...

a man was admitted to the hospital with a wooden horse shoved up his a**...

the doctors described his condition as stable.