Horse Stable Jokes
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- Horse walks into a bar, bartender asks why the long face? Horse replies, The bank denied my home loan because I don't have stable income.
- 100 years ago everyone had a horse and only the rich had cars. Nowadays everyone has a car and only the rich have horses Oh how the stables have turned
- A friend of mine has been rushed to hospital, after eating a horse-burger. Apparently he is now in a stable condition.
- Where's the best place for a horse to grow up? In a stable environment.
Sorry I'm high and it just came to me. - If we want Congress to agree we should just replace the people with horses Sure the neighs would carry every vote. But hay, at least the housing market would be stable.
I'll show myself out - A toddler was recently hospitalized after swallowing several plastic horses Doctors now describe his condition as stable.
- Why do horses have such a low divorce rate? Because they're all in *stable* relationships!
- Did you hear about the man who worked with horses his whole life? He had a stable job.
I guess uh.. I'll just leave - It's not a good idea to have a horse as a pet if you live in a city. They need to grow up ..in a stable environment.
- Recent research shows that horses tend to have much better mental health than other farm animals Due to their stable environment
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Horse Stable One Liners
Which horse stable one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with horse stable? I can suggest the ones about horse neigh and horse track.
- What's a horse's primary concern when voting? A stable economy.
- Working with horses is hard but it's stable work.
- My horse will only come out of its stable when it gets dark It's becoming a night mare.
- Horse trainers have stable jobs.
- Do your horses smoke? No.
Well, then I think your stable is burning. - I divorced my wife and bought a horse... I'm finally in a stable relationship.
- What do you call a horse that's thinking of home? Mentally in-stable.
- A bartender walks into a stable The horse says "Why the wrong place?"
- My uncle was kicked by a horse the other day He's in stable condition.
- What do you call a horse with good mental health? Stable
- Why don't horses use the internet? They can't find stable connections.
- What do you call it when two horses date? A stable relationship
- My stable broke because I rushed when I was building it. Guess I should hold my horses.
- If in an earthquake, take shelter with a horse... Their houses are always stable
- Why doesn't the horse go to the ICU? Because he's in a stable condition.
Horse Stable Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about horse stable you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean horse jumping jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make horse stable pranks.
What's a horse's favorite sport? Stable Tennis.
Did you hear about the guy who was hospitalised for swallowing a horse?
Doctors have described his condition as stable.
Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?
Because she was looking for a stable relationship.
My friend offered me a nice stable job.
I declined because I don't like horses
Another blonde joke
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are hiding from a farmer in a barn.
The brunette hides in a horse stable.
The red head hides behind a cow.
And the blonde hides in a pile of potatoes.
As the farmer walks up to the stable the brunette says "neiiigh". He goes to the cows and the red head goes "mooo". The blonde hears this and as the farmer approaches her corner of the barn she says "potato potato potato"
I had to take my horse to get surgery last week.
The doctor told me he's in stable condition.
Why did the horse stumble?
He was de-stable-ized.
Have you ever had a female horse escape from the stables into the forest in the late evening?
It's a nightmare.
It's a great time to be a horse caretaker in this economy
Stable jobs are hard to come by these days.
Why do women love men who work with Horses?
Because those men have got Stable jobs.
A politician is trying to get a horse's vote.
So he promises the horse a stable economy.
But it wasn't good enough so the horse said nay.
So the politician promises the horse that he won't bale out the banks anymore.
The horse still said nay.
"What more do you want from me" said the politician
and horse said "I don't know how to end a joke"
Why is there never domestic disputes at a horses house?
Because they are the most stable.
I don't think I will ever find a stable job...
Because quite honestly I'm very uncomfortable around horses
Did you hear about the the horse that got shot?
He's in stable condition.
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Studies have shown horses exposed to m**... are less stable and unsafe to ride.
So get off your high horse.
Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?
He wanted stable employment
Horses make the best companions
Because they have stable relationships.
Why did the horse apply to work at a farm?
He wanted a stable income.
You should alway marry someone that has horses!
You will have a stable relationship.
Why did the horse have nowhere to sleep?
He just got out of a stable relationship.
The loan officer approved my plan to go forward and take out a mortgage for the horse farm I've been looking at.
He called it a stable investment.
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So I was in the emergency room
and while I was waiting for the doctor to come back I overheard a couple nurses at the nurses' station discussing another ER patient's case.
Apparently this dude had come in complaining of r**... pain. They took an X-Ray and found at least 8 toy horses in his colon. It sounded serious, but they described his condition as stable.
What does a delinquent horse want?
A stable home
I was thinking of taking a new job where I'll care for horses all day. It's not a high paying job,
but it is a stable one.
Did you know that horses are monogamous?
They prefer stable relationships.
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(dirty dad joke) Why did the man have s**... with horses?
He wanted a stable relationship.
When someone is telling you to hold your horses,
They're telling you to be stable.
Did you hear about the guy who is dating a horse?
They're in a stable relationship.
I know a lot about horses
I'm a stable genius.
Does anyone know where I can find a stable genius?
My horses need a place to sleep tonight.
Did you hear about the horse that could read and write?
He was a stable genius.
What do you call the living quarters for a group of horses?
A stable, genius.
TIL Donald Trump personally built the barn for his daughters horses, and apparently he did a better job than most professional barn raisers do.
Guess you could say that makes him a stable Genius.
It took me 25 years to find out that when someone asks you to "hold your horses"...
they're asking you to be stable.
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Where's the best place to keep wayward police horses?
The c**...-stable.
I have got a pretty stable job...
I work at a clean horse track.
Earlier today, a man was admitted to hospital due to 8 plastic horses found in his stomach
His condition is now stable.
I've heard most horses are happy
Because they have a stable home life.
Why did the Real Estate Agent fail to sell the house next to a horse stable?
Because his clients were worried about the neigh-bors.
I phoned up the vet and asked how my horse was getting on.
He said he's in a stable condition.
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I had s**... with a horse.
You could say I'm in a stable relationship.
I tell people to hold their horses before jumping to conclusions.
I just want them to have stable lives.
It's sad when horses get divorced
I guess their kids won't have a *stable* household.
My wife is an equestrian and she uses the money she earns to pay for me to go to University and study Philosophy. One night she asked me to help out around the stable and I told her I would but only after I finished my readings.
She accused me of putting Descartes before the horse.
I only date people who love horses
They tend to be a more stable relationship
Do you want a stable friendship?
Get a horse.
You know what they say about horse surgeons...
They have stable hands.
What's a horse's house called? A stable. What is a group of stables called?
A *neigh*bourhood
I quit my stable job yesterday coz..
I'm allergic to horses
My wife had a fight with me because I'm "obsessed with horses"...
At the end of the day, I'm the one that puts the food on the stable.
A horse got into a horrific accident
Don't woeey though, he's now in a stable condition in the hospital.
My closest companions are horses that seem to think they can consume a lot of alcohol.
But I can drink them all under the stable.
My friend was taken to Hospital believing he was a horse...
... Hes now thankfully in a stable condition
I got hired to watch over horses today
It's a stable job
How White was George Washington's horse?
White enough to have a stable family.
A man got rushed to the hospital because he swallowed 8 miniature horses.
He is stable now.
So i just moved in with my horse girlfriend
You could call it a stable relationship
My wife wants to break up with me because I would be too obsessed with horses.
I thought we'd have a stable relationship, but neigh...
What's the most important thing for a horse when voting?
A stable economy
What did Jame Gumb say to his stable of horses when he was leaving for the weekend?
Goodbye Horses.
I am seeing a horse right now
We've been dating for only a month, but I can say it's a stable relationship
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Why are a bunch of horses being sold better than the Greeks?
At least they have a stable economy.
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
What do you call a rich horse?
Stable.
(I know this one is old but it makes me laugh every time)
I've been dating a horse girl for three years now
It's been a stable relationship
My farmer friend claims one of his horses can do math using its hooves.
It is a stable genius.