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Horse Meat Jokes

7 horse meat jokes and hilarious horse meat puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about horse meat that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Horse Meat Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good horse meat joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I left some burgers sitting in my fridge since the horse-meat scandal.

AND THEY'RE OFF!!

What do you call a horse meat sandwich in Kentucky?

Last placed.

A man was enjoying his burger when someone broke the news to him that it was made out of 'Horse Meat'. Suddenly he went into a fit and started choking. Two hours upon rushing him to the hospital........

.......His condition is now known to be 'Stable'

My doctor told me to stop eating pony meat

It was making me a little horse

the horse meat scandal

during the recent horse meat scandal in the UK they discovered that the Welsh lamb in Asda ( Walmart ) had 2% human dna.

Have you ever eaten horse meat before? No?

Me neigh-ther.

I can't wait for the Preakness Steaks!

Mmm, horse meat

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