Horse Jockey Jokes
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Funniest Horse Jockey Short Jokes
Short horse jockey jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The horse jockey humour may include short jockey jokes also.
- Did you hear about the Jockey that got fired for not pay attention to his job? Everyone got tired of his horsing around!
- I went to the races yesterday. The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.
- In honor of the Kentucky Derby: Horse Racing is very romantic. The horse hugs the rail, the jockey puts his arms around the horse, and you kiss your money goodbye.
- Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in?
They had to pay the jockey overtime! - So I was talking to a race horse jockey... So I was talking to a race horse jockey who said he weighed 92 pounds soaking wet. I told him, that's what you get when you stand under your horse.
- What happened multiple times to the horse jockey after his horse died? He got arrested for beating a dead horse
- If a groom is a person that takes care of a horse, why don't they call the bride a jockey?
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Horse Jockey One Liners
Which horse jockey one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with horse jockey? I can suggest the ones about horse mounted and horse racing.
- Why couldn’t the jockey speak? He was feeling a bit horse.
- What did the horse say to the small jockey? How you getting on?
- What did the horse say to the one-legged jockey? How're ye gettin' on?
- "watch me whip. watch me nay nay" - a race horse that's turned the tables on his jockey
- How do jockeys stay on their horses? Jockey straps.
- How do you call a jockey falling from his horse ? An Hippic fail.
- Why do the horses hate the jockey? Because he's a horse racist.
- Why was the Mexican horse jockey so worried? Hispanic was his race.
- What did the horse say to the jockey? "No riding b**...!"
Ridiculous Horse Jockey Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What funny jokes about horse jockey you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean racehorse jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make horse jockey pranks.
Dude 1 and his two friends are talking at a bar - talking about their wives..
Dude 1 says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."
Dude 2, "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber, the other day I found a wrench under the bed, and it wasn't mine."
Dude 3, says, "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. "No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."
Three men are chatting when the first says, "I think my wife is having an affair with a plumber.
"I went home last night, and what did I find under the bed? A pipe."
"I think my wife is having an affair with an electrician," says the second. "I went home last night, and what did I find under the bed? A box of fuses."
"I think my wife is having an affair with a horse," says the third man.
The others stare, shocked and bewildered.
"How can you tell?" they ask.
"Because," replies the third man, "I went home last night, and what did I find under the bed? A jockey."
Dave and his two friends are talking at a bar.
Dave and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."
His second friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber, the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."
Dave says, "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. "No I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."
UNFAITHFUL WIVES
A man is talking to his friend "I think my wife is being
unfaithful to me. And I think she's going out with a tennis
player."
The friend asks "Tennis player? Why?"
"Because", answers the other, "I found a racquet under our bed".
The friend thinks for some seconds and says "Gee, I think then
my wife is being unfaithful to me with a horse".
"A horse?? How come? Why??"
"Because I found a jockey under our bed."
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A racehorse once smoked some w**... just before the race was about to start.
Once it started, the jockey couldn't control it as it veered off track. So the crowd started calling him arrogant as he couldn't get off his high horse..
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race. He turned on the jockey.
"Flaherty, could you not have raced faster?"
"Sure I could have, but you know we are supposed to stay on the horse."
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If horse jockeys have to be tiny
just imagine how small disk jockeys have to be.
I'll see myself out.