Horse Hay Jokes
38 horse hay jokes and hilarious horse hay puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about horse hay that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Horse Hay Short Jokes
Short horse hay jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The horse hay humour may include short horse neigh jokes also.
- If we want Congress to agree we should just replace the people with horses Sure the neighs would carry every vote. But hay, at least the housing market would be stable.
I'll show myself out - Did you hear that farmers are getting rid of circular hay bales? Yeah, horses are sad that they're not getting a square meal.
- Did you know some farmers employ horses to watch over their fields? Its hay per view corn.
- Ranchers are protesting over round hay bales. They claim that their horses aren't getting a square meal.
- There's a reason why round bales of hay aren't recommended... Horses are only supposed to get 3 square meals a day.
- I think I'd be really good at pulling hay from a horse's mouth But I may just be clutching at straws here.
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Horse Hay One Liners
Which horse hay one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with horse hay? I can suggest the ones about horse stable and horse jumping.
- What do AC/DC feed their horses? HAY HAY HAY HAYYY!
- What does Mad Albert cry as a horse? Hay, Hay, Hay!
- Horses eat hay. Gay horses eat what? Heeeeeeey~
- What did the horse say to the other horse? Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!
- What did the horse say to the scarecrow? Hay
- What did Buckwheat from Little Rascals feed his horse? Oat Hay!
- What does one horse say to another horse to get its attention? "Hay"
- What actor do horses like the most? Matthew McConaug-hay
- Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?
Both are food from aloft! - What do straight horses eat? hay
- A horse walked into a barn... And said, "Hay."
- What do you call horse hay from Mexico Jose
- What do sexist horses eat? Hay hay hay.
- How would you describe the smell of a horse's f**...? Hayness.
Horse Hay Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about horse hay you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean horse mounted jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make horse hay pranks.
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Misc religion based puns
What do you call a horse who doesn't believe in God?
Hay-thiest
What do you call a pig who believes in the old gods?
A pag-ham.
What do you call a practitioner of Hinduism who solely worships in the morning?
A Hin-dew.
What do you call a caveman unsure it he believes in tools or not?
Ag-no-stick.
What do horses eat?
Hay of course.
What do gay horses eat?
*Hayyyyyyyyy*
What do mad horses eat?
HEY!
*Disclaimer-I'm fairly certain I made the last line up, but have heard the previous two all through my childhood. It's much better told in person, especially if you really yell that last line. People think they already know the joke, the extra sentence gets them intrigued, then they're paying attention and super startled when you yell the final "hay".
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My horse keeps getting a**... whenever I try and feed him
Maybe I should stop feeding him 50 shades of hay
A blonde and a brunette bought a farm...
...and although the farm came stocked with a barn full of hay, some chickens, and a few horses, they only had one cow and needed a bull to raise more. They checked the newspaper listings and found a bull for sale a few hundred miles away.
The brunette bought a train ticket and took their remaining $50 to buy the bull. When she arrived, the seller refused any offers below $45, leaving the brunette without enough cash to get her and the bull home. She decided she would send a telegram to her friend to pick them up.
At the post office, the postman tells her a telegram will cost her $5 per word. Since she only has $5 left, she can only send one word to her friend. Thinking long and hard about what to send, she finally decides on "comfortable". The postman looks puzzled and asks, "Why comfortable?"
The brunette says, "My friend is blonde and reads really slowly. To her, it will say 'Come-for-ta-bull.'"